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The Tribe MatchMaker Thread

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deep

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same reason bart gets a skateboard when he can already walk: because he wants to be X-Treme to the Max!
well no one paid for bart's walking lessons but I sure as fuck paid for that bird's flying lessons
 

deep

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How else would you get the street cred necessary to steal lunches?
In my day we picked a fight with a dinosaur and / or jesus, whoever was available at the time, to prove our right to other people's lunches
 

OTIS

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In my day we picked a fight with a dinosaur

Well look at you with that dino above. All that sweat when you could just ollie and people throw lunches at you. Plus, who the fuck wants Billy Mays reffing their arm wrestling match.
 

deep

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You forget that in those days you got to eat the loser you beat in the arm wrestle. And in the hierarchy of satisfying lunches, beating someone and then eating them feels even more powerful than just taking their lunch. Unless their lunch is in turn someone else they beat, which trumps all, and is pretty much why the dinosaurs got wiped out.
 
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