The sex with JEMZ thread: Stroke something else

Well, the laws of probability say that anything can happen right? Forget your math... zero is theoretical

 

hats off to bayes!


my buddy, Ron (pic above) said he'd do you.

 

Re: hats off to bayes!

I can't believe it!!! Tell Ron he is a two timing SLUT!!! I can't believe I fell for the "you are the only one for me" line again...

If you could tell Ron that he can come and get his stuff tomorrow it would be appreciated because I no longer want anything to do with him.

 

oh that ron.
It's all that 'snoop doggy dog' and 'p-diddy' he's been listening to lately. He think's he's a, what's he call it..'play-ya', and is always 'bigging' it up, whatever that means.

 

are those suspenders there to accentuate his man titties?

 

man titties are funny

 

I got those suspenders for him for his birthday... they match his eyes. The fact that they also accentuate his man titties was an added bonus.

 

ron likes it when you rub his head...
just so you know Jemz

 

aww and all Jemz wanted was to have a little sex...instead he gets this nasty Ron thing .

 

*LOL* yeah talk about a hijacked thread!! *grin*

adios
Laura

 

This thread was designed with hijacking (ha ha hi-jacking) in mind.

 

^^^ you're a hijacker!!

 

dude!!! that is sooo twisted!!! hahahahhahaha!!!



p[l]a+0

 

It's the goatse gerbil!

Ninja Sweet!

 

that's not a gerbil, it's oolong, the pancake rabbit!

 

TIM: There he is!
ARTHUR: Where?
TIM: There!

ARTHUR: What, behind the rabbit?
TIM: It is the rabbit.
ARTHUR: You silly sod!
TIM: What?
ARTHUR: You got us all worked up!
TIM: Well, that's no ordinary rabbit!
ARTHUR: Ohh.
TIM: That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!
ROBIN: You tit! I soiled my armour I was so scared!
TIM: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!

--craig

 

I usually just like syrup on my pancakes.

Maybe a blueberry or two.

 

BOW YOUR HEAD!

 

Jamie you have the feva feva feva ?

 

Apparently I only have retarded rabbits and fat guys with man-titties... oh well, can't win 'em all.
Jamie

 

Is it REEEEEEALLY boring at work today?
You get away with Tribe?
If so I WANNA WORK THERE! Lol

I'm sure there are many girls, Ron's, rabbits and the like that will have sex with you Jamie... quite possibly all at the same time!

XXX
Marian

 

DON'T YOU BADMOUTH OOLONG!!! I'LL CUT YA!!

 

LMAO @ this Thread. Best Thread Evar!