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the rhyme-off

Discussion in 'TRIBE Main Forum' started by jebac, Mar 4, 2006.

  1. jebac

    jebac TRIBE Member

    this is a thread where you "battle" other people with your "mad cyphas", its where you spit your "flo'" and these wacky "hataz"

    in sixty five thousand million BC, the dinasours didnt rule the earth, it was me
    i created the birds and the bees, thought of the flowers and the trees
    the bible got it wrong, gods real name is m-one-key

    -jebac
     
  2. LeoGirl

    LeoGirl TRIBE Member

    there was a young monk from dundee,
    who.....



    forget about it.
     
  3. Muad'ib

    Muad'ib Well-Known TRIBEr

    jebac is wack
    his mom is on crack
    in the game of life
    he is playing short-stacked.
     
  4. OhNo!

    OhNo! TRIBE Member

  5. ndrwrld

    ndrwrld TRIBE Member

    in prison, a good chance, your ass will be raped.
     
  6. The Peej

    The Peej TRIBE Member

    Got up outta bed,
    pulled up to this thread,
    Then left and hit the bathroom 'cause my anus felt red

    I sat on the throne,
    Began to groan,
    Like Kramer playin' scrabble yo I rhyme with quone

    I've got no skills,
    No crowds get thrilled,
    But sixty three litres of poop get spilled

    Up in that bowl,
    Out of control,
    My rhymes are gettin' shittier and this aint drole
     
  7. R4V4G3D_SKU11S

    R4V4G3D_SKU11S TRIBE Member

    <3
     
  8. Rude1_247

    Rude1_247 TRIBE Member

    Roses are Nickleback

    Violets are Slayer

    This thread is gay

    and I just made it gayer
     
  9. Taro

    Taro TRIBE Member

    you need a record deal
     
  10. Muad'ib

    Muad'ib Well-Known TRIBEr

    <3
     
  11. The Peej

    The Peej TRIBE Member

    hey yo I feel,
    you steppin' to me with the REspect so real

    So maybe I'll spit,
    Through type legit,
    And jack this hammer so it nevah quit

    I'm super fly,
    Like big black guy,
    Just sittin' in a banner for the Guv so high

    I pen'd deese prose,
    For sistahs and bros
    It's aiiight that I'm white cause I still fuck hos



    *sound of mike hittin' da floor*



    Fereal! 8 mile style for a while child!!
     
  12. terrawrist III

    terrawrist III TRIBE Member

    those rhymes SCREAM white...if the record deal is in your future use the alias PREMIUM PLUS...or MC TRISCUIT
     
  13. The Peej

    The Peej TRIBE Member


    A) Yours didn't rhyme for some reason, you must have overlooked the threads "rhyme" format. Denna worry, it may not be too late to "edit"

    B) The line "It's aiiight that I'm white cause I still fuck hos" would indicate that I am quite aware of my colour.



    Back to the rhyming,




    Terrawrist III
    Wanna battle with me?
    Ok little one the first lesson is free
    The first steps the worst step but don't be scared
    There only 'bout a thousand people waitin' prepared
    To hear what this wrist terrin' guy will say
    When he dares to battle Big Chief PJ.
     
  14. The Peej

    The Peej TRIBE Member

    *generic frantic scratch noise*
     
  15. terrawrist III

    terrawrist III TRIBE Member

    hey there peej, your pasty ass is whiter than Reeg,let's get this battle underway like seagal in under seige...

    I got more game than operation,more flow than mentruation,and if you give more time I spit harder than oral copulation...don't front on me 'cuz I'll take you back, attack the wack, and remind you you're shooting more bricks than shaq...

    (to dilla's S shit instrumental)

    fuck it...this is done before it even begun. killing mutherfucker's like atilla the hun...correct yourself, son...i already won
     
    Last edited: Mar 4, 2006
  16. Rude1_247

    Rude1_247 TRIBE Member

    it must be dark over there
    someone turn on a light
    because I'd lake to take this opportunity
    to remind you both that you're white

    we grew up in the suburbs
    and no matter how hard you try
    you'll always be known
    as that wanna-be anything-else guy

    So let it be known
    that in this thread I declared
    that no matter what you'll suck
    because you're pigmentaly impaired

    *cue benny hill theme*
     
  17. HouseHeadSacha

    HouseHeadSacha TRIBE Member

    [​IMG]
     
  18. Sunshyne Jones

    Sunshyne Jones TRIBE Member

    (ha, fun read)
     
  19. terrawrist III

    terrawrist III TRIBE Member

    I concur with krs-one...

    LOL@benny hill theme...

    I grew up in jane and finch making nigga's flinch, but I enjoy your suburban rhymes in the pinch...because of that you're making this a cinch, I bet your mom's is in the kitchen looking all linda stronich
     
  20. The Peej

    The Peej TRIBE Member

    OK sure I'm white
    Hell I'm fucking see through
    Yeah you know what your right
    How could I beat you?

    Well there is one thing
    Real MC's call structure
    It's the stanzas and verses
    That'll make a brain rupture

    Yo I blow peoples minds
    While you blow all them goats
    And I write wicked rhymes
    with quality to boast

    So just sit there at home
    And live up to your name
    masterbait' until both wrists are lame



    heyooooo!!!!
     
  21. The Peej

    The Peej TRIBE Member

    this is WAY too much fun! I can't wait to come back after dinner when I'm hammered and can make more of a spectacle of myself!

    :D

    Yay for participation!!


    *strikes B-Boy stance*
     
  22. terrawrist III

    terrawrist III TRIBE Member


    I'll be waiting:mad:

    why cant the hip hop room be this much fun:D
     
  23. terrawrist III

    terrawrist III TRIBE Member

    they call me terrawrist because on the decks I turn wax to jelly, yeah I stroke while watching tele but if you ask your moms my wrist looks better in her belly!...
     
  24. Krzysiu

    Krzysiu TRIBE Member

    I kick it...

    In great commanders grace and majesty
    You might behold, triumphing in their faces;
    In youth, quick bearing and dexterity;
    And here and there the painter interlaces
    Pale cowards marching on with trembling paces,
    Which heartless peasants did so well resemble
    That one would swear he saw them quake and tremble.

    ... old school.
     
  25. terrawrist III

    terrawrist III TRIBE Member

    either you've been secretly writing lyrics for some time or a master in the art of cut/paste...either way it's good:)
     

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