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the rhyme-off

jebac

TRIBE Member
this is a thread where you "battle" other people with your "mad cyphas", its where you spit your "flo'" and these wacky "hataz"

in sixty five thousand million BC, the dinasours didnt rule the earth, it was me
i created the birds and the bees, thought of the flowers and the trees
the bible got it wrong, gods real name is m-one-key

-jebac
 
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The Peej

TRIBE Member
Got up outta bed,
pulled up to this thread,
Then left and hit the bathroom 'cause my anus felt red

I sat on the throne,
Began to groan,
Like Kramer playin' scrabble yo I rhyme with quone

I've got no skills,
No crowds get thrilled,
But sixty three litres of poop get spilled

Up in that bowl,
Out of control,
My rhymes are gettin' shittier and this aint drole
 

Taro

TRIBE Member
The Peej said:
Got up outta bed,
pulled up to this thread,
Then left and hit the bathroom 'cause my anus felt red

I sat on the throne,
Began to groan,
Like Kramer playin' scrabble yo I rhyme with quone

I've got no skills,
No crowds get thrilled,
But sixty three litres of poop get spilled

Up in that bowl,
Out of control,
My rhymes are gettin' shittier and this aint drole
you need a record deal
 
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The Peej

TRIBE Member
Taro said:
you need a record deal
hey yo I feel,
you steppin' to me with the REspect so real

So maybe I'll spit,
Through type legit,
And jack this hammer so it nevah quit

I'm super fly,
Like big black guy,
Just sittin' in a banner for the Guv so high

I pen'd deese prose,
For sistahs and bros
It's aiiight that I'm white cause I still fuck hos



*sound of mike hittin' da floor*



Fereal! 8 mile style for a while child!!
 

The Peej

TRIBE Member
terrawrist III said:
those rhymes SCREAM white...if the record deal is in your future use the alias PREMIUM PLUS...or MC TRISCUIT

A) Yours didn't rhyme for some reason, you must have overlooked the threads "rhyme" format. Denna worry, it may not be too late to "edit"

B) The line "It's aiiight that I'm white cause I still fuck hos" would indicate that I am quite aware of my colour.



Back to the rhyming,




Terrawrist III
Wanna battle with me?
Ok little one the first lesson is free
The first steps the worst step but don't be scared
There only 'bout a thousand people waitin' prepared
To hear what this wrist terrin' guy will say
When he dares to battle Big Chief PJ.
 

terrawrist III

TRIBE Member
hey there peej, your pasty ass is whiter than Reeg,let's get this battle underway like seagal in under seige...

I got more game than operation,more flow than mentruation,and if you give more time I spit harder than oral copulation...don't front on me 'cuz I'll take you back, attack the wack, and remind you you're shooting more bricks than shaq...

(to dilla's S shit instrumental)

fuck it...this is done before it even begun. killing mutherfucker's like atilla the hun...correct yourself, son...i already won
 
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Rude1_247

TRIBE Member
it must be dark over there
someone turn on a light
because I'd lake to take this opportunity
to remind you both that you're white

we grew up in the suburbs
and no matter how hard you try
you'll always be known
as that wanna-be anything-else guy

So let it be known
that in this thread I declared
that no matter what you'll suck
because you're pigmentaly impaired

*cue benny hill theme*
 

terrawrist III

TRIBE Member
I concur with krs-one...

LOL@benny hill theme...

I grew up in jane and finch making nigga's flinch, but I enjoy your suburban rhymes in the pinch...because of that you're making this a cinch, I bet your mom's is in the kitchen looking all linda stronich
 

The Peej

TRIBE Member
OK sure I'm white
Hell I'm fucking see through
Yeah you know what your right
How could I beat you?

Well there is one thing
Real MC's call structure
It's the stanzas and verses
That'll make a brain rupture

Yo I blow peoples minds
While you blow all them goats
And I write wicked rhymes
with quality to boast

So just sit there at home
And live up to your name
masterbait' until both wrists are lame



heyooooo!!!!
 
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The Peej

TRIBE Member
this is WAY too much fun! I can't wait to come back after dinner when I'm hammered and can make more of a spectacle of myself!

:D

Yay for participation!!


*strikes B-Boy stance*
 

terrawrist III

TRIBE Member
The Peej said:
this is WAY too much fun! I can't wait to come back after dinner when I'm hammered and can make more of a spectacle of myself!

:D

Yay for participation!!


*strikes B-Boy stance*

I'll be waiting:mad:

why cant the hip hop room be this much fun:D
 

terrawrist III

TRIBE Member
they call me terrawrist because on the decks I turn wax to jelly, yeah I stroke while watching tele but if you ask your moms my wrist looks better in her belly!...
 

Krzysiu

TRIBE Member
I kick it...

In great commanders grace and majesty
You might behold, triumphing in their faces;
In youth, quick bearing and dexterity;
And here and there the painter interlaces
Pale cowards marching on with trembling paces,
Which heartless peasants did so well resemble
That one would swear he saw them quake and tremble.

... old school.
 
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