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Discussion in 'TRIBE Main Forum' started by diablo, Mar 10, 2010.

  1. diablo

    diablo TRIBE Member

    If you could send one text message worth of advice to yourself ten years ago, what would it be?
  2. Dirty Girl

    Dirty Girl TRIBE Member

    well ten years would put me about <there>, so probably
    "dump that loser now and get an apartment on your own since your paying for it all anyway, dont delay, do it now"
    and also
    "dont quit your job without notice for that other one, the other one sucks"
  3. Dirty Girl

    Dirty Girl TRIBE Member

    theres honestly so many I dont know where to start.

    further than 10 years I would text "do not leave london and move to toronto" "go to class you fucking lazy ass" "stop doing speed, your body doesnt like it"
  4. Wiseman

    Wiseman TRIBE Member

    "invest student loan money in Apple stock"
  5. praktik

    praktik TRIBE Member

    dont accept that 2nd credit card!
  6. Brandon

    Brandon TRIBE Member

    Mine would be something like, "Participate more in Dr. Boychuk's class in the fall or your dreams of getting a PhD will go up in smoke."

    Or maybe, "get on the elliptical machine and stay on it for the rest of the decade, fatty."

    Or even, "get raving while the raving's good. Party's over in a few years."
  7. rubytuesday

    rubytuesday TRIBE Member

    Yup, "DTMFA" (dump the motherfucker already).
  8. JamesM

    JamesM TRIBE Member

    Don't forget the extra plutonium!
  9. Chris

    Chris Well-Known TRIBEr

    Do not attempt the sloppy dismount, generally fails.
    Just because something feels good, doesnt mean its always right!
    One more for the road at 7am isnt always the smartest move.
    Love is pain!
  10. Wiseman

    Wiseman TRIBE Member

    "Hey, If you guys are really us.........what number are we thinking of right now?"
  11. LivingRoomPornstar

    LivingRoomPornstar TRIBE Member


    "Grow a pair and drop the bank for creative endeavours."
  12. kuba

    kuba TRIBE Member

    Learn more.
  13. kuba

    kuba TRIBE Member

    The message would probably say "this text message is from outter space since text messages haven't been invented yet, and it'll cost you a million bucks anyway".
  14. agentRC4

    agentRC4 TRIBE Member

    start up facebook, myspace and twitter and I would send myself the winning lotto numbers too.
  15. artemis

    artemis TRIBE Member

    Don't take that sweet job - finish your degree instead, or it will be a serious pain in the rear to do it later...
  16. Wiseman

    Wiseman TRIBE Member

    "Get a cell phone"

    hold on. that won't work.
  17. Dirty Girl

    Dirty Girl TRIBE Member

    "english is useless, take accounting or computers"
    "get a computer"
  18. I wish I didn't relate to this so much.
  19. deevah

    deevah TRIBE Member


    but DTMFA would probably be it...
  20. LeoGirl

    LeoGirl TRIBE Member

    another one for"dump that figgin loser"

    also, "don't be such a fraidy cat"
  21. Dirty Girl

    Dirty Girl TRIBE Member

    ahh poor wiseman
  22. Eclectic

    Eclectic TRIBE Member

    "Don't turn down the job offer in Vancouver to stay with that bitch. She's cheating on you."
  23. glych t.anomaly

    glych t.anomaly TRIBE Member

    what text message limitations are we talking here, and can we add an attachement?

    if so ' make friends with the <CEO of Google> and become quintessential its is uprising and take over the world ' - Attachment - compressed text file with Googles Start up, and profit figures for the last 7 years :).

  24. Dirty Girl

    Dirty Girl TRIBE Member

    If I could send one to 5 mins ago
    "make sure the person has left the room before you roll your eyes"
  25. sk8

    sk8 TRIBE Member

    I'm not sure how I'd phrase it but it would be to quit being a dumbass about saving money.

    actually that could work now, I'm still a dumbass about money.

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