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the olsen twins
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Mr_Furious
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they have their own barbie dolls coming out soon....
what the fuck is this world coming to?
what the fuck is this world coming to?
Syntax Error
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i'm counting down until they're 18 and do their first hustler spread.
little michelle is all grown up!
little michelle is all grown up!
rejenerate
TRIBE Member
Their faces remind me of those Treasure Troll dolls.
~jen
~jen
I Guarantee You the Olsen Twins Turn Out To Be More Fucking Insane Than Michael Jackson.
Bet.
lol
http://www.thespark.com/features/olsen/
Bet.
lol
http://www.thespark.com/features/olsen/
G
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speaking of corey haim.... he tried to pick up one of my friends when he was in town back in december. She said he thought he was mr. big shot and was actually pretty creepy.
*SiLver*RoBoT*
TRIBE Member
haha..I saw him at a certain cheesy club 9 years ago and he was so drunk he was walking into people...he tried to pick a fight with one of the guys he bumped into, saying "do you know who i am asshole, do ya??" he then got security to kick out this guy who did nothing to him.
and whoever said the olsen twins look like troll dolls...i agree 100%
*over*and*out*
*SiLver*RoBoT*
Jimi James
TRIBE Member
I bet you that Playboy is all over these 2 girls. I'd say in 10 years we will see there itty bitty kitty titties!
Lates,
JJ
Lates,
JJ
here's a Cory Haim story.....for a while he was living in TO and always used to come into the Yonge/Eglinton HMV all sweaty and strung out trying to "return" old video's...you know the trick...return somthing you did not buy at HMV and pocket the money...before they made it harder.....anyways....they would so obviously be not bought at the store....all tattered and such...and he would always pull a huge suck "do you know who I am?"....one time he actually brought an old 12x8 promo photo and showed it to the girl at the counter.....
this is 100 percent true.....
in light of R. Kelly I will wait one or two more years and then start giving the girls some of my Splurt Plus shampoo....
this is 100 percent true.....
in light of R. Kelly I will wait one or two more years and then start giving the girls some of my Splurt Plus shampoo....
Northernsoul
TRIBE Member
There is most definitely a great deal of Troll in these two precocious brats. There just so unbelievably American made! Do you think the Barbie doll serious of them will continue with the mid life crisis and Valium addiction dolls a few years down the line?
Temper Tantrum
TRIBE Member
LOS ANGELES, CA —The hatch-marked calendar on the wall might look ordinary, but to John Whipple, a 47 year-old machinist from Montana, it is a reminder the countdown has begun for a glorious day soon on the horizon.
In just over two years, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, the beloved twins immortalized by dozens of family videos and 8 seasons on the popular TV show, Full House, will finally become recognized with legal consent status in more than six states, including Alabama, Kentucky, Mississippi and Nevada. The year after that, the pint-sized pixies will be considered adults in all states and may marry with or without the permission of their parents.
John Whipple has been counting down the days.
"Sometimes I actually figure out to the exact second when they'll be old enough to run away from home and live with me in my cabin," Whipple said. "But that's when I'm really bored. Usually I just calculate it to the minute."
Whipple has been in love with the pair ever since a particularly moving scene with their television Uncle Jesse, played by actor John Stamos. “I was moved to tears, frankly. Never in my life had I seen such acting talent attached to such young, nubile bodies.”
When the long-running sitcom left the airwaves, Whipple built a shrine and vowed they would never have be without a loving uncle again. "I promised them in my letters that they could sit on my lap anytime they wanted and I would give them the kind of advice they so desperately longed for."
Whipple was very concerned, however, that after the show's demise, the girls would stagnate and not be allowed to stretch their acting muscles.
"Boy was I wrong. Me and a couple of buddies were watching 'Passport to Paris' followed by 'It Takes Two' one night and we just couldn't believe how they've matured," Whipple said. "We all remarked how nicely they were entering puberty."
When asked if he would choose between the child-brides, Whipple bristled. “How can I choose between the Ashley, the precocious little one who’s better at math from the slightly taller, more independent-minded Mary-Kate? It’s just too damn hard. Besides, I don't think bigamy laws really apply to twins anyway."
A convicted sex offender, Whipple was sentenced to 5 years probation in 1995 for rigging a video camera in a girl’s middle school lockerroom. He says now he’s not really a danger to society because he knows when little girls say no, they mean no.
"Boy, I sure had to learn that lesson the hard way."
In just over two years, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, the beloved twins immortalized by dozens of family videos and 8 seasons on the popular TV show, Full House, will finally become recognized with legal consent status in more than six states, including Alabama, Kentucky, Mississippi and Nevada. The year after that, the pint-sized pixies will be considered adults in all states and may marry with or without the permission of their parents.
John Whipple has been counting down the days.
"Sometimes I actually figure out to the exact second when they'll be old enough to run away from home and live with me in my cabin," Whipple said. "But that's when I'm really bored. Usually I just calculate it to the minute."
Whipple has been in love with the pair ever since a particularly moving scene with their television Uncle Jesse, played by actor John Stamos. “I was moved to tears, frankly. Never in my life had I seen such acting talent attached to such young, nubile bodies.”
When the long-running sitcom left the airwaves, Whipple built a shrine and vowed they would never have be without a loving uncle again. "I promised them in my letters that they could sit on my lap anytime they wanted and I would give them the kind of advice they so desperately longed for."
Whipple was very concerned, however, that after the show's demise, the girls would stagnate and not be allowed to stretch their acting muscles.
"Boy was I wrong. Me and a couple of buddies were watching 'Passport to Paris' followed by 'It Takes Two' one night and we just couldn't believe how they've matured," Whipple said. "We all remarked how nicely they were entering puberty."
When asked if he would choose between the child-brides, Whipple bristled. “How can I choose between the Ashley, the precocious little one who’s better at math from the slightly taller, more independent-minded Mary-Kate? It’s just too damn hard. Besides, I don't think bigamy laws really apply to twins anyway."
A convicted sex offender, Whipple was sentenced to 5 years probation in 1995 for rigging a video camera in a girl’s middle school lockerroom. He says now he’s not really a danger to society because he knows when little girls say no, they mean no.
"Boy, I sure had to learn that lesson the hard way."
Syntax Error
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^^^
that is so incredibly disturbing!
that is so incredibly disturbing!
Syntax Error
Well-Known TRIBEr
Originally posted by Plato
^^^is that article for real!?
p[l]a+0
if it's on the internet, it must be real!
Uncle Bobby
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Stalking...party of one your table is ready
UB.
UB.
Syntax Error
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agreed!