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The most fucked club in Toronto

Discussion in 'TRIBE Main Forum' started by Jeffsus, Jan 20, 2007.

  1. Jeffsus

    Jeffsus TRIBE Member

    So Berlin has it's kit-kat club. Where the smell of lube and anal leakage permeates.

    ANd Nagoya has it's weird S&M orgy place where I got into all kinds of meither with Penny.

    And I am always complaining about the lack of bizarro places, in whatever city I live. And sooner rather than later, I'll be back in TO.

    And in a way, I was thinking,

    "FINALLY I'll be back in TO where there are normal abnormal bars."

    But then I started thinking deeper.

    Yeah, TO has lots of gay bars, I guess you can call them that. But, other than that, TO is squeaky fucking clean, as far as I know.

    OK you got the spas, but they aren't clubs.

    And essentially, any gay bar in TO may as well be a straight bar cause no one's getting fucked on the dance floor anyways.

    Spas and swingers clubs aside, are there any truly sexually deviant night clubs in Toronto at all? A place where I can dance and drink and hear good electronica and participate in a casual orgy on the side?

    Toronto area has nearly 5 million people, why is there no such place yet?

  2. poker face

    poker face TRIBE Member

    Jeffsus the ultimate party machine.

    The world needs more of you.

    Post a pic!!!
  3. Jeffsus

    Jeffsus TRIBE Member

    I did my best to find an already-hosted Alex-d friendly pic,

    And could find none.

    I'm gonna smoke this smoke then go downtown.

  4. defazman

    defazman TRIBE Member

    I'm thinking this is less of a question and more of a business propostition
  5. Rajio

    Rajio Well-Known TRIBEr

    The first rule of fuck club is not to post on tribe about fuck club.
  6. saskboy

    saskboy TRIBE Member

    what's the second rule?
  7. Lysistrata

    Lysistrata Well-Known TRIBEr

    oh, the memories.
  8. Wiseman

    Wiseman TRIBE Member

    don't tell anyone how gay fuck club actually is!
  9. torontobarfly

    torontobarfly TRIBE Member

    the gay bars in toronto used to be pretty steamy...barn had it's "back room" where everyone went to play..i hear some crazy stuff used to happen at the black eagle and the toolbox but i think after the bathhouse raids(81?) a few of the bars were raided as well and had to clean up their act...at remingtons the strippers use to stand at the edge of the stage and ejaculate on the customers until that got stopped,lol

    sometimes there's some play going on in the dark corners and right on the dance floor at fly on saturday nights but it's certainly not the norm...last time i was in new york a few of their clubs had play rooms that everyone knew about but that may or may not have been stopped by now...

    were these places you were at publicly known or were they underground?
  10. Rajio

    Rajio Well-Known TRIBEr

    you'e said too much
  11. litespeed

    litespeed Well-Known TRIBEr

    I've heard some stories about steamworks
  12. diablo

    diablo TRIBE Member

    I'm looking for a place where you can film snuff videos and get a good martini at the same time.
  13. zoo

    zoo TRIBE Member

    i'm looking for a place that plays balkan music and has a room with a giant bouncy castle



  14. zoo

    zoo TRIBE Member

    although i'll settle for balkan music and a carpetted/pillowed opium den
  15. MoFo

    MoFo TRIBE Member

    Ya, I don't want STDs.
  16. zoo

    zoo TRIBE Member

    okay fine i'll settle for any bar/club with balkan music :(
  17. Rajio

    Rajio Well-Known TRIBEr

    how about just a balkan MP3?
  18. basketballjones

    basketballjones TRIBE Member

    but stds are so in vogue now sunny,....get with the program
  19. billy

    billy TRIBE Member

    "anal leakage".

    ah jeez...
  20. billy

    billy TRIBE Member

    i can get you the happy wanderers for 2 grand.
    yosh schmenge is available product launches too. call for rates.

    you'll have to find your own bouncey castle though.
  21. zoo

    zoo TRIBE Member

    that's polka, not balkan :/
  22. TRO

    TRO TRIBE Member

    this thread needs more shortbus discussion
  23. why not

    why not TRIBE Member

    well, on the bright side, the laws changed recently, making it perfectly legal to run sex clubs.
    as far as i know, the only places currently taking advantage of it is Wicked (kind of lame straight swinger club), and Goodhandy's (trannies of all types, and their fans).
    is the Bijou still open? never been, but it's supposed to be on the dirtier end of gay, and was known for the infamous 'slurp ramp'

    and don't a lot of the bigger bath houses have bars now anyway?
    some have DJs.
    i'm pretty sure they do, but you probably can't take your drink back to your room.

    toronto seems to have a large mainstream s&m scene, so there must be a more underground scene as well, but i have no idea how to find it.
    i'd bet that with the changing laws, someone will open a licensed spot to cater to the truly weird.
  24. MoFo

    MoFo TRIBE Member

    Ya. I'm glad I never took part in any of that.
    I'm too afraid of diseasese these days.
    It's just too risky, even with just oral.

    I rather sit around and eat like a big dumb homo. lol
  25. billy

    billy TRIBE Member

    being straight i am not a part of this scene, but whereabouts are you talking about? i mean, lap dancing in toronto is and has been illegal for years now and yet it still happens.

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