The most beautiful males in the entire world

[Jeffsus]

I am going to limit this recommendation to three males.

Some, one, of them, I have to disagree, because he's such a bitch, but, when you run your fingers down his skin, however tatooed it may be, he is, unquestionably beautiful.

Ah, youth. Every male, every female, is beautiful when they are young. Can you remember a time when you mixed your juices?

He's not on my team. He's very, sadly, straight. But look at his beauty, the refraction in his eyes. I mean, even straight people, straight men, bust be able to appreciate his beauty.

Which leads me to my very most favourite,
The one that makes me feel empty inside,
The one whose eyes just fail me. A smile, I would purport any problem,

Hunter Parrish. I really have no words.

Sorry MoFo, you make nice tables and everything, but you have absolutely nothing against a beautiful white boy.

 

[Bernnie Federko]

Been a while since you gushed on Tribe about Justin B.

 

[Jeffsus]

Been a while since you gushed on Tribe about Justin B.

Yeah. Hard core crushes don't really get much attention, meanwhile, we make everything possible.

http://youtu.be/LM8JhvfoqdA

I make the graphene I make... I don't care anymore...

I listen to beautiful men who have a story, and I quietly listen, and I,

And I quietly wait for Silas Botwin.

-jM
A&D

On a flipside, let's pretend we're doing business.
Would you like some Polonium 210? The NSA already stopped me today.
I'm sure by posting this, it'll happen again.
Here's some keywords:
prostitute cocaine Harper NSA ISIL CSIS suicide PTFA

 

[Jeffsus]

Been a while since you gushed on Tribe about Justin B.

Hi Bernnie,

I'm not gushing over JB, I'm relentlessly evergreening my problem with Hunter Parrish.

Are you gay? You must know how beautiful he is?

Why.. I just give up.

OK straight guys, take a lesson from this:

Hunter Parrish - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

I assure you that me makes more money than you for the simple reason that he is beautiful.

-jM
A&D

 

[Snuffy]

Ah, youth. Every male, every female, is beautiful when they are young. Can you remember a time when you mixed your juices?

What nonsense. Those pictures are nauseating. I've always preferred late 20s to early 30s. Anything below that is annoying.

I recently came across a flyer with hot guys on it (pictured below). I had always looked down on parties with cheesy girls on the flyer, but now I think I may understand. So cute...

 

[Jeffsus]

What nonsense. Those pictures are nauseating. I've always preferred late 20s to early 30s. Anything below that is annoying.

Annoying, yes. But, beautiful, also yes,

"Little boxes". Small sounds, actual reality. LA is a very hard place. I enjoy the box, in a strange way; it's all made of ticky tacky and it's all just made the same.

Montecito, Santa Barabara, Gold course, Children and school, drones, etc.

One time, before we knew what "pissing off the continent" meant, we did it. Ha, and now my beaitful friend has no highlights, but his urine is as valued as..


Mozart ,,,
-jM
A&D

 

[Jeffsus]

Fair enough.

I have $259,000 to give away to a mental health agreement. Bell helps.

#bell

Touch him. Broadway. Skin.

-jM
A&D

 

[Jeffsus]

Ok Nitrocellulose - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Please allow glucose to dissolve on your frontal cortex. I know Labrat is scorning me right now, but I am RIGHT and I will do it for FREE!!!

Hunter Parrish and I invented the MP3 player and I drove that idiot all the same every day in Vancouver.

Stupid Hunter Parrish doesn't need to have a Vetrinarian because there's a sucker called ME sitting down in DC library making everything OK.

He's gorgeous! How many times do I have to tell Craig to get a highlight!

Do you know how many tonnes of carbon it takes to drive from Santa Barbara to San Francisco? That poor area with the garlic?

Ok, I will restard this conversation.

Elon Musk is an idiot. "we have a startup that includes $3billion and 500 employees". Aha, Yeah, if I could be a charlatan I'd do the same.

"Hey, work for free, 80 hours a week, cause we're AWESOME".

Well, you know what Elon, I have all kinds of great ideas and if you and your kids are gonna do everything for free, then fuck, yeah! Awesomecore! I have a time machine!

No, seriously, he has a time machine. No reality, no pretty boys, he proposes a vacuumed tube that moves cartridges from SF to ....

A very handsome male is expecting to pour drinks for you.

Nitrocellulose - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

You can shit in one hand and wish in the other; which one do you think will be more full?

Let's make a deal.

I will write you a script. Bring me this.

"Little boxes on the hillside", "a pink one", "and they all look just the same."

"And the doctors, and lawyers, and they all look just the same."

Very beautiful, very young, I want him to splash his idea across me.

 

[Jeffsus]

Ok Nitrocellulose - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Please allow glucose to dissolve on your frontal cortex. I know Labrat is scorning me right now, but I am RIGHT and I will do it for FREE!!!

Hunter Parrish and I invented the MP3 player and I drove that idiot all the same every day in Vancouver.

Stupid Hunter Parrish doesn't need to have a Vetrinarian because there's a sucker called ME sitting down in DC library making everything OK.

He's gorgeous! How many times do I have to tell Craig to get a highlight!

Do you know how many tonnes of carbon it takes to drive from Santa Barbara to San Francisco? That poor area with the garlic?

Ok, I will restard this conversation.

Elon Musk is an idiot. "we have a startup that includes $3billion and 500 employees". Aha, Yeah, if I could be a charlatan I'd do the same.

"Hey, work for free, 80 hours a week, cause we're AWESOME".

Well, you know what Elon, I have all kinds of great ideas and if you and your kids are gonna do everything for free, then fuck, yeah! Awesomecore! I have a time machine!

No, seriously, he has a time machine. No reality, no pretty boys, he proposes a vacuumed tube that moves cartridges from SF to ....

A very handsome male is expecting to pour drinks for you.

Nitrocellulose - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

You can shit in one hand and wish in the other; which one do you think will be more full?

Let's make a deal.

I will write you a script. Bring me this.

"Little boxes on the hillside", "a pink one", "and they all look just the same."

"And the doctors, and lawyers, and they all look just the same."

Very beautiful, very young, I want him to splash his idea across me.

 

[Jeffsus]

I made a mistake. "500" employees should obviously be "5000" employees.

All imaginary numbers, doesn't matter. Upside down, real side in, 5000 people, 2 billion dollars, nothing whatever....

Don't get me wrong. I have many imaginary ideas too! Will somebody sit beside me and talk Arizona dry with my? Yeah, maybe they will. But, I want that kind of experiment, ie. the kind that is never going to pay them back!

I'm a good salesperson but, hey, we're all having a laugh right now!

The grand canyon is a big lot of YOUR MONEY.

-jM
A&D

 

[Jeffsus]

Ah but hey, all the world needs nitrocellulose.

There's a pink one, and a green one, and a blue one, and a yellow one!

Seriously, they are all made out of ticky tacky, specifically TPU powder, all the ticjky powderer all the same.

Development of Thermoplastic Polyurethane (TPU) Powder Slush Material for Interior Parts

Slush molds.

I wrote down some kind of paper, contract, nonsense, that I would not disclose Toyota's secret's of how they make invisible leather. OK you got me, I'm not saying it...

How to make leather made of plastic? Oh? Is it possible? Is a Lexus product believing that leather is actually TPU powder? Just plastic? Yes! BMW? The same? Slush mold? You stupid fools, you PAY for this! Haha. Great.

-jM
A&D

 

[Tahoe]

Dada Life lol

 

[Jeffsus]

What nonsense. Those pictures are nauseating. I've always preferred late 20s to early 30s. Anything below that is annoying.

I recently came across a flyer with hot guys on it (pictured below). I had always looked down on parties with cheesy girls on the flyer, but now I think I may understand. So cute...

Well, I can appreciate your opinion, but "nauseating"? I only posted three guys, and I think they are quite pretty. I mean, I could post a million more, but I chose just three.

I don't see anything "nauseating" about them, and I chose the best for last.

Hunter Parrish.

I'm not a millionaire, but I do have hundreds of thousands of dollars, and I'd like to write a screenplay just for Hunter. And he can do it here. Does he have an agent?

Is it a thing to hire broadway actors for private, I mean very private, audiences?

I'm a scientist. Would an actor feel foolish performing for just one person?

-jM
A&D

 

[Bernnie Federko]

Thespians enjoy the craft of putting on a show for all sorts of reasons (feedback, etc).

There is no business like Show Business.

Now procure us some of that Evergreen, my good man...

 

[JamesM]

I'm interested in transparent leather. That's exactly what I was thinking about when I got up this morning..

 

[Snuffy]

I don't see anything "nauseating" about them, and I chose the best for last

They need shirts. Being forced to see pics of their naked torsos is like witnessing a too-young teenager couple necking out in public. It ain't pretty.

As for Dada Life, is it wrong to go to a party merely because the DJs are hot? I tried listening to a few of their tracks. Seems like a cross between Hullabaloo and Deadmau5.

 

[Bernnie Federko]

If you can handle their tune selection, then totally go for their physical appeal.

Now come to Loblaws right now, you may assist with lugging these groceries outta here. I am practically up the street...

 

[cosmosuave]

What nonsense. Those pictures are nauseating. I've always preferred late 20s to early 30s. Anything below that is annoying.

I recently came across a flyer with hot guys on it (pictured below). I had always looked down on parties with cheesy girls on the flyer, but now I think I may understand. So cute...

Real Estate agents for Leslieville...

 

[Snuffy]

If you can handle their tune selection, then totally go for their physical appeal.

Now come to Loblaws right now, you may assist with lugging these groceries outta here. I am practically up the street...

The music kind of reminds me of the craziness of a party where people dressed in fun fur and big hats. It has an appeal. It's been years, but I think I may go just to observe and for nostalgia. To see what's happening nowadays and get some dancing in.

As for Loblaws, do you realize there's been two stabbings and a contamination incident in this area? I'd be careful.

 

[Bernnie Federko]

Underground parking, bromo. I took the escalator.

Go to the party.

 

[Bernnie Federko]

What got contaminated, anyway?

 

[Bernnie Federko]

 

[Jeffsus]

They need shirts. Being forced to see pics of their naked torsos is like witnessing a too-young teenager couple necking out in public. It ain't pretty.

"Forced" is kind of a strong verb. OK I admit, JB shirtless is a yeah, bit much. He's kind of overkill, what with the photoshopping and tattooes, etc.

But Hunter Parrish shirtless? He's very clean and just a guy without a shirt.

I'm reviewing his pic now, and I don't see anything particularly offensive about it.

OK actually, look at Justin Bieber's profile and look at Hunter Parrish' profile.

They are (almost) exactly the same.

Is there some kind of male photographer out there who says, always,

PHOTOGRAPHER> "Ok, shirt's off, good. Now look to your left, kinda look surprised and open your mouth a bit. Got it? Yeah buddy!"

Anyway, I think the best picture is Elijah Wood (OK I'm laughing here, is that not a porn star name? I digress)

And he IS wearing a shirt. It's just a very normal picture of a guy.

What can I say? Beautiful eyes. Probably photochopped facial hair, but, not overdone...

Ok. I posted three beautiful males and someone else gave me Leslieville real estate agents. Come on. I mean I'm just shaking my head here, at 5:45 in the morning.

-jM
A&D

 

[Jeffsus]

I made a mistake. "500" employees should obviously be "5000" employees.

All imaginary numbers, doesn't matter. Upside down, real side in, 5000 people, 2 billion dollars, nothing whatever....

"Imaginary numbers".

You know when I first learned that term, I was maybe 17 or 18, and I just thought it was crazy. Well, it is crazy, and let's talk about it.

Imaginary number - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

I'm laughing out loud, the original LOL, because it's complete fucking nonsense.

They use the terms "imaginary", "real", and "zero", in the same sentence.

I'm not joking, they also use the term "bi", in the exact same sentence.

Hi Dorianne, I'm still waiting for you. I know you're generally into women, or bi, but is it rude to post about shirtless males?

A gentleman lately down this list implied that shirtless, young males, are somehow offensive?

You know what I think, Dorianne?

Actually I am quite convinced that you know what I think.

Kindest regards.

Jeff

 

[Bernnie Federko]

You are an imaginary number. In someone's heart.