The Mile High Club

[Cri]

Has anyone ever accomplished this feat?
Heard stories about people who have?
Is it possible?

I need to gather data on this! I am leaving on a jetplane for Cancun in 18 days and I am determined to make this work!

 

[matty]

Still have sex on the brain I see.

 

[SUNKIST]

haha..oh yay...the double anal sex...

 

[MalGlo]

holy cow girl..talk about needing to calm your hormones

Dave

 

[MalGlo]

hahaa so you remembered our conversation, lori

 

[SUNKIST]

of course i do..i initiated it!

 

[Cri]

*cough*

Airplane sex please!!!

 

[Guest]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by MalGlo:
holy cow girl..talk about needing to calm your hormones

Dave</font>

Isn't that your job?

 

[MalGlo]

ya well i had about 7 shots of samucca in me so i very well could have been having the conversation with myself

Cri you need a boyfriend in waterloo too so when i can't make it out there you don't get all sex starved

Dave

 

[MalGlo]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Galactic Phantom:
Isn't that your job?</font>

I have too many jobs..

Dave (realizing hes overloading this thread with posts)

 

[mingster]

You guys are going to Cancun?!?!?!

Wow! Enjoy your vacation! You'll see how good you feel when you get back. It's an amazing difference! Have fun.

BTW, about the Mile High thing...you're dirty.

I can tell you that those types of flights are usually on very small planes, with 2, maybe 3 washroom stalls. Everyone will be looking at you funny.

Ming.

 

[Aphrodite]

what's there to explain?

just go into the bathroom and put the pee pee in the wee wee etc..

 

[Smiley Jo]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Cri:
Has anyone ever accomplished this feat?
Heard stories about people who have?
Is it possible?
</font>

I've been told it requires a lot of having sex in a closet for practice.

*grin*

Let me know what else you hear.
I've got a really long flight scheduled in April...

Joanna

 

[Cheeka]

cri quit it!
all I can think about is sex now - and I'm stuck at work until 5... I think I might have to take a half day

 

[Tonedeff]

This is only a really good idea when travelling first class/business class. The bathrooms are generally the same size, but you don't have four hundred degenerates waiting to use them, they're not petri dishes for bacteria like the ones in coach, and the inflight staff expects certain types of garish behaviour from people willing to pay double fare.

I don't recommend you attempt this in coach...can't you just give him a handjob under his tray table or something?

 

[mingster]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Cheeka:
cri quit it!
all I can think about is sex now - and I'm stuck at work until 5... I think I might have to take a half day

</font>

You too? My god.

I woke up with a woody this morning!

 

[Tonedeff]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by mingster:


I woke up with a woody this morning!</font>

 

[Cri]

Yes..I seem to be having sex on the brain..

Sorry

So far I am getting the idea that it isn't such a great idea..

BUT..if we could manage to get really good at having sex in small places...would people really know what was up..if I followed him to the washroom?

 

[Cheeka]

maybe it is spring fever
I won't even admit to what has been running through my mind today

I feel like a complete perv!!

 

[tobywan]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Aphrodite:
just go into the bathroom and put the pee pee in the wee wee etc..</font>

don't you mean put the who-who dilly in the cha-cha?

 

[PosTMOd]

How about the six-feet-under club?

Sex in a grave
Is all the rave

You see
the kids today
have no easy way
to say
I love you

So they dig down deep
Sow their seeds and reap
The fruits of wonder
And old people's dismay
with their displays
of sexy dirt nap play.

&lt;another Monday ad lib poem by the megacity idiot™&gt;

 

[tobywan]

 

[tobywan]

foiled again!

 

[Sassy]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Cheeka:
maybe it is spring fever
I won't even admit to what has been running through my mind today

I feel like a complete perv!!</font>

What else is new?

 

[mcbee]

i'll be flying sometime in the summer...
DYING to accomlisht this!!!

sarah