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the love lump (please tell me this is a joke)

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beaker

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G

graham

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it weighs 50 kg !!!!


dude, we really have to get one of those mind-erasing kits. Like right now !
 
B

beaker

TRIBE Member
lmao

Maintaining a healthy, robust LoveLumpTM requires a weekly sub-dermal injection of our patented LumpFoüdTM amino-protein, which acts as the primary source of nourishment for LoveLumpTM. Injections should be administered in the hind quarter, where nutrients are readily absorbed and distributed throughout LoveLump'sTM internal organ system accordingly. Keeping LoveLumpTM properly hydrated is of utmost importance. We recommend spraying LoveLumpTM down twice daily with a solution of 5 parts distilled water to one part saline.
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G

graham

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you wrap the lump in the duraflex dildo skin, and then express your love for it...physically.
 
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Chubbs

TRIBE Member
I sincerely hope that shit isnt real.

It's alive! You have to inject food into it once a week...

ewww....
 
G

graham

Well-Known TRIBEr
I wonder what it's body temp is. Can it get a fever ?

what happens if you give it ecstacy and turn up the beats ?

I'd kill it immediately.
 
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graham

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Or buy like 5 of them and pretend to be Emperor Nero, deciding which will live and die based on how much they amuse me.
 
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G

graham

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Or for kicks buy one and give it a really bad rash, then only scratch it twice a day and do a half-assed job
 
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