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The little fire fighter

The Tesseract

TRIBE Member
A fire fighter is working on one of the engines outside the station,
when he notices a little girl next door in a little red wagon, with
little ladders hanging off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in
the middle.

The girl is wearing a fire fighter's helmet. The wagon is being pulled
by her dog and her cat. The firefighter walks over to take a
closer look.

"That sure is a nice fire truck," the fire fighter says with
admiration.

"Thanks," the girl says. The fire fighter looks a little closer and
notices the girl has tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the
cat's testicles

"Little Partner," the fire fighter says, "I don't want to
tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's
collar, I think you could go faster."

The little girl replies thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but
then I wouldn't have a siren."
 
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