The Jerry Seinfeld TRIM.....

[Buddy Holly]

I was trimming up my hair in the genital region on saturday trying to make straight edges. Next thing you know I'm completely BALD now. I went up to visit the G-friend and she's BALD too now. What a coincindence.? Any one ever had that experience with the trimming....not quite straight, keep going, not quite straight, almost there...shit nothing left. Bald as an eagle.!

 

[TaCk OnE?]

yah, I've done that before.....not quite shaved bald, but a genital buzz cut for sure.

I shaved once just for the fuck of it, and spent the next two weeks scratching my crotch fanaticly as it grew back in....now I just let it be for the most part...

 

[Buddy Holly]

Haven't been itching yet............

 

[TaCk OnE?]

if you used a razor, it'll probly get itchy....scissors are fine...also depends on if you've shaved before too.

fuck that business, I'm never shaving there again, it was horrible.

 

[kodos]

wow thats very interesting

 

[TaCk OnE?]

yes, it really is.

any other info on my crotch that might interest you, please feel free to inquire further.

 

[kodos]

if you cut it all off and stuck it in a blender how many fluid ounces are in a pound of whale blubber mixed with oysters.

 

[DJ Red Lion]

Threesomes

If you happen to accidentaly cut your sack while shaving ................ put a large marble in there. 3 testicles ..................... the ladies find that kinky! haha

 

[TaCk OnE?]

or some type of pressure activated light ball or something that would give off a faint translucent red ETesque glow on contact....oooooooh, you make me red hot baaaaaby...

 

[DJ Red Lion]

^It's all about the red Tack .................... you know!

 

[TaCk OnE?]

haha!

nice one!

 

[swenard]

If you cut your sack. You're supposed to put lemon juice and salt on it!

 

[choko]

Originally posted by kodos

"welcome to your carlsberg years."

 

[Buddy Holly]

yeah but has your significant other also shaved bald too....I must say it was a needed surprise. "Smooth like velvet!!"...(i mean in the genital region) Bald headed chicks do nothing for my senses!.

 

[DJ Red Lion]

Ahhhhh I'll Spin!

Originally posted by Buddy Holly
Bald headed chicks do nothing for my senses!.

Ahhh Yeah Pat I'd like to solve the puzzle ................. is it Sinead O'Connor.