The Incredibly Stupid Film Game !!!!!!!

[Klubmasta Will]

Here are the rules. Change just one letter in a movie title to create an entirely new title. Then write a brief preview/description/trailer for it.

Examples

In world gone crazy, one unsuspecting bovine will come to lead the party:

RAVING BULL

The controversial true story of the Swedish rapist who terrorized university campuses:

LARS ATTACKS!

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the synagogue:

JEWS

(you get the idea ...)

 

[Klubmasta Will]

btw, i stole this idea from a movie-buff website. it may or may not work here.

 

[graham]

Hot Dogs in the Mist

 

[Klubmasta Will]

btw, i stole this idea from a movie-buff website. it may or may not work here.

 

[Balzz]

Way too intelligent for me. I prefer the low-brow film game of adding the word "Balzz" to the end of the title.

Raging Bull Balzz

Mars Attacks Balzz!

JAWS Balzz

 

[Balzz]

Way too intelligent for me. I prefer the low-brow film game of adding the word "Balzz" to the end of the title.

Raging Bull Balzz

Mars Attacks Balzz!

JAWS Balzz

 

[Balzz]

Way too intelligent for me. I prefer the low-brow film game of adding the word "Balzz" to the end of the title.

Raging Bull Balzz

Mars Attacks Balzz!

JAWS Balzz

 

[Balzz]

Way too intelligent for me. I prefer the low-brow film game of adding the word "Balzz" to the end of the title.

Raging Bull Balzz

Mars Attacks Balzz!

JAWS Balzz

 

[Balzz]

Way too intelligent for me. I prefer the low-brow film game of adding the word "Balzz" to the end of the title.

Raging Bull Balzz

Mars Attacks Balzz!

JAWS Balzz

 

[Balzz]

Holy crap...how the hell did that happen!?!?

 

[mingster]

*lol* @ Balzz.

 

[Rosey]

quintuple posting

i proclaim balzz teh winnah!

game:
star cars
load of the rings <--- soon to be made porno?
pearl barbour

 

[JayIsBored]

raving bull has nothing on apocolypse cow!

 

[noahmintz]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Balzz:
Way too intelligent for me. I prefer the low-brow film game of adding the word "Balzz" to the end of the title.

Raging Bull Balzz

Mars Attacks Balzz!

JAWS Balzz</font>

That's fuckin hillarious

stu

 

[mingster]

The Princess Bribe
Cok Air

 

[stir-fry]

juraslick park

you figure it out

 

[Klubmasta Will]

A dark documentary profiling Mohammed Ali's controversial return to the ring during the late stages of Parkinson's:

MUMBLE IN THE JUNGLE

Bruce Willis in an action-packed battle against his own stomach:

DIET HARD

Anthony Hopkins resumes his role as Hannibal Lector ... this time against Death himself:

EAT JOE BLACK

 

[Klubmasta Will]

The classic Jewish buddy cowboy movie:

BUTCH CASSIDY AND THE SUNDANCE YID

The devastating trials and hardships of a young girl born with massive reproductive organs:

SHE'S ALL TWAT

On a murky night 20 years ago, she was pushed into a puddle. Now she finally tells her story:

THE SPY WHO SHOVED ME

 

[mingster]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Klubmasta Will:
SHE'S ALL TWAT</font>

Bwwhhahahah!!!

Killer!

 

[silver1]

Ummmmmmmmm........

Jeremys Iron?

 

[Cheer Bear]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Klubmasta Will:
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The devastating trials and hardships of a young girl born with massive reproductive organs:

SHE'S ALL TWAT

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BUAHhahahahaha

 

[Klubmasta Will]

In a terrifying future where rabbis have taken over the world, one woman has something to say:

GOY STORY

A funny look at Japan's new money laws:

THE YEN COMMANDMENTS

The long awaited sequel to Spielberg's WW2 masterpiece. He's back and he's drunk as hell!

SCHINDLER'S PIST

 

[Lurch]

The story of young womens quest to find the perfect jeans.

A Beautiful Hiney

A movie about a african american going back to the middle ages.

Black Knight

Never mind the last one that was just a dumb idea

 

[Klubmasta Will]

Mel Lastman's triumphant return to politics:

THE DUMMY RETURNS

A Vietnam veteran struggles with obesity:

HAMBURGER BILL

Eighties porno starring John Cusack:

LAY ANYTHING

In a world where grass is more valuable than gold:

LAWNMOWER BAN

 

[aether]

Field of Creams
Ghost Hog
Star Lars
Fig
Saturday Night Bever
Quilts
Cancer in the Dark
The Mound of Music
Chicken Gun

???