the im drunk, lets play thread

[Bass-Invader]

i saw a wet tshirt contest with the nastiest chicks in the world today. im going to have nightmares... it was awesome.

i will write haiku

big titty bitches
have giant rolls of blubber
cottage cheese tummies

 

[kat]

thats sadd, and gross.

so here is a cat in a glass to cheer you up

byebye
kait

 

[Bass-Invader]

i wish they served that at bars.
the softness is at a peak level.

let us develop a theorem.

for all cats, cats in glasses are cute. cats are soft.

that is all..

 

[Stormshadow]

I guarantee some Irish guy drank that cat.

 

[air-bag]

kat in a glass?

2 plz

 

[kat]

i like pie

byebye
kait

 

[Bass-Invader]

i love cats.
when im 70, im getting a sex change operation so i can be one of those old creepy ladies who lives in a shack with 40 cats.

 

[kat]

i think ive seen that cat before

dun dun duuun

byebye
kait

 

[kat]

Originally posted by Bass-Invader
..so i can be one of those old creepy ladies who lives in a shack with 40 cats.

its me

ahhh i need to stop

byebye
kait

 

[JayIsBored]

heehe ^^^ ive seen that before

 

[Guest]

Here Kitty Kitty by Josh.

Mittens drove his cat bus to school one day and found a piece of chocolate on the rancid floor.

Unexplicably, he ate the chocolate.

The chocolate was poisonous and not so tastey.

Mittens died a slow, agonizing death.

THE END.

 

[SlipperyPete]

MY FARTING ROOM

3 Girls farts each other in a room with eating sweetpotato.The girls farts to invation man for its gulty..every farts are very loud and smelly,but invader seems very glad........

NOW ON SALE $120.00

 

[kat]

bonsai kitten

last one i swear, im going to bedd now. thank you all for looking at my cats.

byebye
kait

 

[Stormshadow]

I think this was a sign that she really wants to show us her pussy.

 

[SlipperyPete]

i'm drunk, lets play?

anyone?