Klubmasta Will
TRIBE Member
this is a thread for everyone out there who enjoys entertaining at their respective places of residence. whether for pre-partying, after-partying, birthdays, football games, oscars, whatever ... some of us just love to be hosts.
this thread is for THE HOSTS to put together a list of rules to make our lives a bit easier. please feel free to add to the list. after all, it's all in the name of making the party run just a little bit smoother.
disclaimer: none of these rules are directed at anyone in particular. and even if they are, it is all PURELY in good fun.
ps. this thread is dedicated to the HoS.
THE HOUSE RULES
1. GUESTS shall finish each beverage (or pour it out) before obtaining a new beverage. (half-full beers tend to smell if left in the box for a few days.)
2. GUESTS shall not vomit inside the HOST's residence. without limiting the generality of the foregoing, this shall apply to the HOST's bed, balcony, floor, kitchen sink, the area behind the bar and the potted plants. the *only* exception to this rule is the HOST's toilet. (for clarification purposes, the bathroom sink is not the toilet.)
3. GUESTS shall not make fun of the HOST's cd/album collection. (on a side note, there is nothing wrong with wham, huey lewis and the news or platinum blonde. they were all quite popular back in the day.)
this thread is for THE HOSTS to put together a list of rules to make our lives a bit easier. please feel free to add to the list. after all, it's all in the name of making the party run just a little bit smoother.
disclaimer: none of these rules are directed at anyone in particular. and even if they are, it is all PURELY in good fun.
ps. this thread is dedicated to the HoS.
THE HOUSE RULES
1. GUESTS shall finish each beverage (or pour it out) before obtaining a new beverage. (half-full beers tend to smell if left in the box for a few days.)
2. GUESTS shall not vomit inside the HOST's residence. without limiting the generality of the foregoing, this shall apply to the HOST's bed, balcony, floor, kitchen sink, the area behind the bar and the potted plants. the *only* exception to this rule is the HOST's toilet. (for clarification purposes, the bathroom sink is not the toilet.)
3. GUESTS shall not make fun of the HOST's cd/album collection. (on a side note, there is nothing wrong with wham, huey lewis and the news or platinum blonde. they were all quite popular back in the day.)