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The Happy Rabbit...


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A little rabbit is happily running through the forest when he
stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint. The rabbit looks at her and
says, "Giraffe my friend, why do you do this? Come with me running
through the forest, you'll see, you'll feel so much better!" The
giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and goes off
running with the rabbit.

Then they came across an elephant snorting a fat line of coke, so
the rabbit again says, "Elephant my friend, why do you do this?
Think about your health. Come running with us through the pretty
forest, you'll see, you'll feel so good!" The elephant looks at
them, looks at his razor, mirror and all, then tosses them and
starts running with the rabbit and giraffe.

The three animals then came across a lion about to shoot up
heroin... "Lion my friend, why do you do this? Think about your
health! Come running with us through the sunny forest, you will feel
so good!" The lion looks at him, puts down his needle, and starts
to beat the shit out of the little rabbit.

As the giraffe and elephant watch in horror, they look at him and
ask, "Lion, why did you do this? He was merely trying to help us
all!" The lion answers, "That little *#@$&** makes me run around
the forest like an idiot for hours every time he's on ecstasy!


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The results of a recent survey have been released. It was a poll on how women felt about the size of their ass. The findings of the study are very interesting: 85% of women think their ass is too big. 10% of women think their ass is too small. 5% of women say that they don't care, they love him, and would have married him anyway.


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Sneezing is good ...........

The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose and then
shuddered quite violently for 10 or 15 seconds.The man went back to his reading.
A few minutes later, the woman sneezed again, took a tissue, gently wiped her
nose and shuddered quite violently as before.
The man was becoming more and more curious about the shuddering.
A few more minutes passed and the woman sneezed one more time. Again she
took a tissue, gently wiped her nose and shuddered violently.
The man couldn't restrain his curiosity. He turned to the woman and said,
"You've sneezed three times,wiped your nose with a tissue, then shuddered
violently! Are you all right?"
"I'm sorry if I disturbed you," the woman replied, "I have a rare
condition; when I sneeze, I have an orgasm."
The man was a little embarrassed but even more curious and said, "I've
never heard of that before. What are you taking for it?"
The woman looked at him and said............. "Pepper."
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awe geez

great way to end a day.

thx zorro


.....now I will go read it again and wipe my tears of laughter one more time


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The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blonde cowboy coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure. As he is locking him up, he asks "Why in the world are you undressed like this?"
The Cowboy says "Well, it's like this Sheriff, I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little redhead asks me to go out to her motor home with her, so I did. We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt...so I did. Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants...so I did.Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts...so I did.

Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town, cowboy.' ....And, here I am."

Blond Men do exist!!!!


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Subject: Memories....

She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him
sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him.

He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches
as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.

"What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room, "Why
are you down here at this time of night?"

The husband looks up from his coffee. "Do you remember 20 years ago when
we were dating, and you were only 16?" he asks solemnly.

"Yes I do," she replies. The husband pauses. The words are not coming

"Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?"

"Yes, I remember," says the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside

The husband continues. "Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun
in my face and said, either you marry my daughter, or I'll send you to
for 20 years?"

"I remember that too," she replies softly.

He wipes another tear from his cheek and says, "I would have gotten out