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The ETERNAL Assinine Conspiracy Thread of Madness

SellyCat

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Inspired by the Eternal Video Game Thread, this thread will be an ongoing epic of all things conspiratorial, be they wacky and just for shits, or if you actually think you're onto something. Why? Because sometimes it's just fun to run your mouth on some fun and wacky imagination stuff.

Here's my $0.02: Canada is secretly developing a massive mind control program to enslave every Canadian and drive them, in one sudden movement, directly into the United States. They will be armed with whatever implements of barbarity they can get their hands on--like in a zombie movie. I figure they'll kill at least a million Americans before the horde gets nuked! FACT!
 
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AdRiaN

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I'm convinced that some relationship exists between the terrorist attacks of September 11, 2001, and Subway Restaurants' decision a few months earlier to switch from the v-cut to the side-cut for their sandwiches.
 

Shug

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Awesome! Thank you, Selly. Don't think I'm not gonna spank off in other threads, though. I'll just put my more paranoid ones in here.

I'm convinced that this baby-mania in Celebrity Culture industry (TomKat, Bradelina, etc) is being purposefully manufactured to instill a desire for proceation in the public massive. Making having babies seem cool or hip in order to create a "baby boom".

Main motivation being one of two possible scenarios:

1. Attempting to artificially reverse-engineer domestic economic growth in light of a currently-dismal economy, as rising birth rate is one of the attributes of such growth trends.

2. Increasing the population of the youth to fall in line with the long-term goals of neo-conservative thinktanks. Those goals being that of a Perpetual Totar War state... can't enstate a conscription for the twenty-year-old "War on Terror" if there's no young men/women to conscript.

*busts out tinfoil hat*
 
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SellyCat

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Shug said:
Awesome! Thank you, Selly. Don't think I'm not gonna spank off in other threads, though. I'll just put my more paranoid ones in here.

I'm convinced that this baby-mania in Celebrity Culture industry (TomKat, Bradelina, etc) is being purposefully manufactured to instill a desire for proceation in the public massive. Making having babies seem cool or hip in order to create a "baby boom".

Main motivation being one of two possible scenarios:

1. Attempting to artificially reverse-engineer domestic economic growth in light of a currently-dismal economy, as rising birth rate is one of the attributes of such growth trends.

2. Increasing the population of the youth to fall in line with the long-term goals of neo-conservative thinktanks. Those goals being that of a Perpetual Totar War state... can't enstate a conscription for the twenty-year-old "War on Terror" if there's no young men/women to conscript.

*busts out tinfoil hat*

Only several decades ago, this was a common thing among total states. Not at all impossible, however implausible. America has the lowest birth-rate among Canada, France and Britain (from a cursory look through the CIA World Fact Book)

This theory would also tie into the obsession with banning obortions--cuz I mean, what the fuck; seriously, that shit is so weird.
 
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SellyCat

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Now how bout THIS though: Look what the CIA Factbook has to say About Canada:

CIA World Fact Book: Canada said:
...Canada's paramount political problem is meeting public demands for quality improvements in health care and education services after a decade of budget cuts. Canada also faces questions about integrity in government following revelations regarding a corruption scandal in the federal government that has helped revive the fortunes of separatists in predominantly francophone Quebec.

Whaaat?
 

Shug

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Yeah, my conspiracy is better than a mind-control border crossing zombie plan, that much is for sure. :p

Jeez, Selly... put some effort into your madness. Just picture yourself as a clever but supra-left socialist that did way too much acid in high school. After that, it all comes naturally.
 

Shug

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SellyCat said:

Hahaha, omg. Maybe they're just playing dumb? It is on the public website, after all.

Or maybe they just don't give enough shits about Canada to do detailed research... I'm sure they currently have bigger fish to fry, in terms of allocating intelligence resources. ;)
 

SellyCat

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One million short-haired kittens with laser gun back-packs!

...Or...

The truth is that Canada has been in full control of the United States this whole time. There is a secret shadow control council that perpetuates the myth that the White House has any control whatsoever. In reality, they follow direct orders from the Canadian government!

This is obviously a FACT! Haven't you noticed that Canada didn't have to go to War with Iraq!? The Netherlands and Italy had to go! But not Canada. Just one of the benefits that comes with controlling America: we can invade whomever we like! The fact that Harper, the so-called "conservative" is now in power is just further proof: we needed to hide the Iraq escape by committing more troops to Afghanistan! Afghanistan! Has anybody ever even SEEN Afghanistan! IT DOESN'T EXIST! So how can we send troops there!?

THINK ABOUT IT!

FACT

Also...notice the high murder rates in America. compared to much lower ones in Canada? That's because of our deivide and conquer strategy. We're down there getting them to murder eachother in order to help the proxy White House stooges maintain control over the population.

The Zionist Lobby is a Canadian psy ops gag to provide fodder for Leftists to keep them away from the truth that Canada IS AMERICA!

Holy shit.
 
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AdRiaN

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Shug said:
I could get down with that one, were it true.
He said it was a FACT. Notice the capital letters -- FACT.

That means it fully complies with all the laws of physics, so you can't argue or else you'll get banned.
 

SellyCat

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AdRiaN said:
He said it was a FACT. Notice the capital letters -- FACT.

That means it fully complies with all the laws of physics, so you can't argue or else you'll get banned.

God, finally some common sense!

Let the peices fall where they may.
 
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patri©k

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The Hollow Earth Theory.


In the late 17th century, British astronomer Edmund Halley proposed that Earth consists of four concentric spheres and "also suggested that the interior of the Earth was populated with life and lit by a luminous atmosphere. He thought the aurora borealis, or northern lights, was caused by the escape of this gas through a thin crust at the poles."

In the early 19th century, an eccentric veteran of the war of 1812 John Symmes promoted the idea of interior concentric spheres so widely that the alleged opening to the inner world was named "Symmes Hole."

Jules Verne wrote Journey to the Center of the Earth in 1864 and Edgar Rice Burroughs (1875-1950), the creator of Martian adventures and Tarzan of the Apes, also wrote novels set in the hollow earth. Legends often ignite the imagination of fiction writers and fiction often ignites the imagination of the pseudoscientist.

In 1869, Cyrus Reed Teed, an herbalist and self-proclaimed alchemist, had a vision of a woman who told him that we are living on the inside of the hollow Earth. For nearly forty years, Teed promoted his idea in pamphlets and speeches. He even founded a cult called the Koreshans (Koresh is the Hebrew equivalent of Cyrus).

In 1906, William Reed published The Phantom of the Poles in which he claimed that nobody had found the north or south poles because they don't exist. Instead, the poles are entrances to the hollow Earth.

In 1913, Marshall B. Gardner privately published Journey to the Earth's Interior in which he rejected the notion of concentric spheres but swore that inside the hollow earth was a sun 600 miles in diameter. Gardner, too, claimed that there were huge holes a thousand mile wide at the poles.

In the 1940s, Ray Palmer, co-founder of FATE, Flying Saucers from Other Worlds, Search, The Hidden World, and many other pulp publications, teamed up with Richard Shaver to create the Shaver Mystery, a legend of a world of hollow earth people and an advanced civilization. Shaver even claimed to have dwelled with the inner Earth people.

According to Richard Toronto, the FBI blamed Palmer and Shaver for concocting "flying saucer hysteria" in 1947, making them the true founding fathers of modern UFOlogy.

In 1964, Raymond W. Bernard, an esotericist and leader of the Rosicrucians published The Hollow Earth - The Greatest Geographical Discovery in History Made by Admiral Richard E. Byrd in the Mysterious Land Beyond the Poles - The True Origin of the Flying Saucers.


Admiral Richard E. Byrd of the United States Navy flew to the North Pole in 1926 and over the South Pole in 1929.
In his diary, he tells of entering the hollow interior of the earth, along with others and traveling 17 miles over mountains, lakes, rivers, green vegetation, and animal life. He tells of seeing tremendous animals --resembling the mammoths of antiquity moving --through the brush. He eventually found cities and a thriving civilization. The external temperature was 74 degress F.

His airplane was greeted by flying machines of a type he had never seen before. They escorted him to a safe landing area where he was graciously greeted by emissaries from Agartha. After resting, he and his crew, were taken to meet the king and queen of Agartha. They told him that he had been allowed to enter Agartha because of his high moral and ethical character. They went on to say that they worried about the safety of planet due to he bombs and other testing done above the surface by goverments. After the visit Byrd and his crew were guided back to the surface of the planet.

In January of 1956 Admiral Byrd led an expedition to the South Pole. On that expedition he and his crew penetrated down 2,300 miles into the center of the earth. Admiral Byrd stated that the North and South Poles are only two of many openings into the center of the Earth. He wrote about seeing a sun below the Earth.

- The Hollow Earth - Dr. Raymond Bernard tells stories about people who have entered the inner earth and what has happened to them. It mentions a photograph published in 1960 in the Globe and Mail in Toronto, Canada which shows a beautiful valley with lush hills. An aviator claimed that he had taken the picture while flying into the North Pole.

Bernard also authored Flying Saucers from the Earth's Interior. His real name was Walter Seigmeister. In his Letters from Nowhere, Bernard claims to have been in contact with great mystics in secret ashrams and with Grand Lamas in Tibet. He was, in short, another Gurdjieff. Dr. Bernard "died of pneumonia on September 10, 1965, while searching the tunnel openings to the interior of the Earth, in South America." Bernard seems to have accepted every legend ever associated with the hollow Earth idea, including the notions that the Eskimos originated within the Earth and an advanced civilization dwells within even now, revving up their UFOs for occasional forays into thin air. Bernard even accepts without question Shaver's claim that he learned the secret of relativity before Einstein from the Hollow Earth people.

Admiral Byrd actually referred to Antarctica as "The Land of Everlasting Mystery". He once wrote: "I'd like to see that land beyond the (North) Pole. That area beyond the Pole is the Center of the Great Unknown."


.... pretty darned interesting. Considering we used to think that the world was flat. ;)
 

DaPhatConductor

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i like the admiral byrd hollow earth conspiracy, with nazi ufos at the south pole and a time nazi moon base... that shit is badass. who knows what really happened there.
 

patri©k

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DaPhatConductor said:
philadelphia experiment



The Philadelphia Experiment, otherwise known as Project Rainbow, has been a subject of long controversy and debate. It was an attempt by the Navy to create a ship that could not be detected by magnetic mines and-or radar.

There was also talk of invisibility projects and mind control experiments. The truth behind this project will never be known to the public. It is just one those triggers that we encounter that propels into awareness as who we are on a soul level.

However, results of these experiments became far different and much more dangerous than the Navy ever expected. Although the story itself seems too bizarre to be true, far too many coincidences have occurred for it to not be based upon some small iota of truth. The technical data that has also been presented upon the subject hold far too much credence to be ignored. Many of the stories associated with this infamous experiment are wild: whispers of men 'freezing' in time for months, rumors of men traveling through time, and horror stories of men becoming stuck in bulkheads or even the floor of the ship itself. (In the movie of the same name - the visual of the men being part above the deck - and part buried in the deck - is amazing. This sort of things has been done on 'X-Files' as well when they did a storyline about temporal anomalies.

In the 1930's Nikola Tesla got involved with a group with was experimenting with moving through the Time/Space continuum. In the early 1930's, the University of Chicago investigated the possibility of invisibility through the use of electricity.

In 1939 this project was moved to Princeton's Institute of Advanced Studies - this is not far from Philadelphia. There they were able to make small objects invisible. They presented this technology to the government. The military, because we were at war wanted to pursue it in their direction.

Tesla had come to the same conclusion that Einstein did that this technology if developed would not be used for the benefit of mankind.

In 1943 the government conducted a test using domestic animals on a ship. The ship that was eventually used for the experiment, the USS Eldridge, was commissioned at the New York Navy Yard on August 27,1943 (Department of the Navy). The animals were placed in metal cages on the USS Eldridge. The ship became invisible but when it materialized many of the animals were missing on had radiation and other burn marks on them. Humans were not to be tested.

Yet on August 12, 1943 the USS Eldridge with a full crew aboard reportedly underwent the Philadelphia Experiment. The men did not know what was to happen. The generators were fired up. The switches were thrown. The ship disappeared and all seemed well.

The ship was gone from the harbor for about 4 hours, not just a few minutes. Legend has it that the ship was transported through space and time. It arced through Space/Time.

Four hours later it returned to its original place. There was a greenish haze on deck. Some of the sailors were on fire. Some seemed insane. All were sick. Some had heart attacks. Some were dead. Some were part of the super structure of the ship, buried in the deck or walls of the ship. Some reports said that men just seemed to disappear and were never seen again.

But where had the ship gone for 4 hours? Some witnesses placed it in Norfolk Harbor. Others say it voyaged 40 years into the future and wound up at Montauk, New York.

The Navy denied everything and said the men were lost at sea. Perhaps one day the truth will be known.

The Montauk Experiment purported links several of these sailors to Montauk, New York with a time loop to 1983.

The Navy performed another experiment on the USS Timmerman's generating plant in the 1950's. The experiment tried to obtain 1,000 Hz instead of the standard 400 Hz from the generator (Department of the Navy). It resulted in light discharges. These light discharges may have been witnessed by Carlos Miguel Allende and caused him to start writing letters to prominent men in the scientific community. The Navy believes that Allende mistook the experiment on the Timmerman for the Philadelphia Experiment.
 
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SellyCat

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patri©k said:
Tesla...philadelphia experiment...time travel...men became one with the hull and superstructure...green haze on the decks...department of the Navy....we were at war...invisibility...Einstein...1,000 HZ...

I vividly remember the image of the guy stuck in the deck...I saw it in ch33se Discoery channel thing about paranormal stuff. ch33se

That's fucking cool!

My theory is that human will NEVER be able to NOT investigate or prove something regardless of how dangerous the discovery may become if placed "in the wrongh ands." After trying, they may have come to the conclusion: "Guys, this shit is fucked up...our results are unpredictable and very extreme...we're not sure what we're into here, but it's fucked up. Let's stop." Either that or they've been conducting those experiments on AQ detainees at Gitmo.

When they say some of the dudes "hung themselves"....what they really mean is that they we propelled into time and space, but returned fused together with a night-stick or chain-link fence.
 

atbell

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I like time travel / space time warping stuff but I think it will take a whole shit load of power to do.

As for invisibility.....

Cast no shadows
May 25th 2006
From The Economist print edition

How to weave a cloak that makes you invisible


IN NORSE mythology, a magic cloak granted invisibility to Sigurd, a demi-god and skilled warrior with superhuman strength. Millennia later, a similar garment bestowed invisibility on Harry Potter, a schoolboy wizard. In the mortal (or Muggle) realm, engineers have for years tried with varying degrees of success to build such a device. This week a team of physicists and materials scientists announced it had devised a pattern for a potentially perfect invisibility cloak.

Light is an electromagnetic wave, with a longer wavelength than X-rays and ultraviolet, and a shorter wavelength than infra-red, microwaves and radio waves. All these electromagnetic waves are governed by four mathematical expressions established almost 150 years ago by James Clerk Maxwell. These equations represent one of the most elegant and concise ways to state the behaviour of electric and magnetic fields and how they interact with matter. However, because they are so concise, they also embody a high level of mathematical sophistication.


The team—Sir John Pendry of Imperial College London with David Schurig and David Smith of Duke University in North Carolina—used the equations to devise a way to cloak an object with a material that would deflect the rays that would have struck it, guide them around it and return them to their original trajectory. Maxwell's equations conserve certain properties—the magnetic field intensity, the electric displacement field and the Poynting vector that describes the electric flux of an electromagnetic field. These properties remain the same when others are altered. The team showed how these fields could be manipulated to flow around objects like a fluid, returning undisturbed to their original paths. The findings were published online this week by Science.

The trick is to use metamaterials: materials that owe their characteristics to features of their structure that are smaller than the wavelength of the electromagnetic radiation. For light, this is on the scale of tens of thousandths of a millimetre. Metamaterials can and have been designed and made to possess certain properties, even counter-intuitive ones. Using metamaterials means the scheme should work for all objects, regardless of their shape. Moreover, unlike other proposed invisibility cloaks, it does not require knowledge of what is behind the wearer, nor are crude projections involved.

So far, so good: the theory is in place. Sadly, the implementation lags behind. Moreover, there are several other difficulties that may prevent a device conferring total invisibility from being built. The first is that the plan described by Sir John and his colleagues works only for a small range of wavelengths. A surgeon wearing metamaterial gloves tuned to make his hands invisible might benefit from being able to see exactly where the scalpel was cutting. However, an invisibility cloak designed to hide something from people who were looking for it would not work. An aeroplane shrouded in such kit might be invisible to the human eye but it would be picked up readily by radar, which operates at radio wavelengths.

Even if it ultimately proved possible to make an aeroplane completely invisible at all wavelengths, there would be a further problem. According to the laws of physics, an invisible person would necessarily be blind. In order to see light, the eye must absorb it, but in order for a person to be invisible, the body must not absorb any light. Thus, a spy plane could not be completely invisible if it were to be used for espionage or, indeed, flown at all, since its pilots would need to know its position relative to the ground.
 

Boss Hog

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All right I'll play.

The United States government has taken a shift away from real democracy for the last 43 years. Instead of the land of the free, America has developed an agenda to enslave their citizens by collectively dumbing them down via diets of decreasing amounts of nutrients and substandard food, while fixing their eyes on programming and media that has progressively lowered their comprehension of their own country (and more vastly, the world) to the point of prime-time plotlines. Television has created a model for them of how they should live. Excessively and wastefully, while acknowledging that their leaders and their country is the best in the world, and that every loves them because everyone wishes they were just like them.

During the course of this 40 year puppet-show, the United States government and more insidiously, the Central Intelligence Agency, have capitalized on this mental vacuum to exploit America's image in the name of dominating and controlling other nations. Sometimes it's for resources, sometimes it's to help prop up a favoured dictator in a certain region, sometimes in a simple exercise to prove their military might. The most fascinating part of this exercise is their ability to do one thing abroad, and yet convince their domestic population that the complete opposite is happening, thus keeping them completely ignorant about their true policies and place in the world.

So now we see at the turn of the new millenium that this grand experiment has actually worked and that Americans are willing to get up in arms about the flash of a breast on prime-time television, or who will be America's next American Idol. If asked about America's role in Cuba, Grenada, Guatamala, Venezuela, Afghanistan, Iran, or Iraq (to name a few) most of these same Americans would probably agree that America is to be thanked for saving them all. (see how many times I managed to say America in that last paragraph?)

Basically my crazy theory is that the United States government, regardless of party affiliation, works to control their population through the regularly repeated slogan of "freedom" while they in fact had given up their freedom 43 years ago when they didn't question their government further about the death of a certain president.

The proof that this experiment has worked is in the amount of times the same things have happened repeatedly with the toppling of foreign governments, and the unwaving support that these illegal invasions get from American citizens, who receive the majority of this information from the same tv that supplies them with all of their favourite brain-melting shows.

And my prediction is that we'll see more of it this summer!
 
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Boss Hog

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Heck I'll go way out on a limb here and suggest that Canada is currently looking to America's model of politics and that we can see more similarities in policy over the next couple of years.
 

patri©k

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way out on a limb?


don't think so. I've been reading up on a North/South American Union for quite some time.

http://www.humaneventsonline.com/article.php?id=14965

Actually, I remember first hearing about this on Coast 2 Coast w/George Noory. I remember him saying (could be a year ago) that they would use a currency called the 'Mero' and that the capital would be Atlanta.

I mean.. it's not really that hard of an idea to swallow is it?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ensmPJm5B5A


First it was NAFTA... then it was CAFTA... now they want the FTAA.

common border around Mexico and Canada within five years!?!?!?!? wtf.
 
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