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The distance from the centre of the earth to your brain...

PosTMOd

Well-Known TRIBEr
...is the new measure of intelligence.

Scientifically proven, and without a doubt. We used to think that it was the distance from the centre of the earth to your anus, but we are much, much, mucho smarter now.

Worms are short, in fact, they are so short, we call them long instead of short. Now before I go rambling off on a tangent, and mismeasure the distance, let me reiterate:

The distance from the centre of the earth to your brain is a measure of your intelligence.

Of course, you think, of course. That is why we send the astronauts out there, to make us smarter. 2/6,000,000,000.... hmmm, not a bad start.

I just did a quick measurement, and noted that I am a bit smarter than a chimpanzee. Problem is, I'm not sure about units, and the platinum-iridium bar has been 'misplaced' (or that's how I'll explain to the cops when they ask).

Holy moly, it's hard to type while standing on a chair so the distance from the centre of the earth to the brain is increased...

*doink*
 

doughboy

TRIBE Member
Since your head is always up in the clouds, I guess that means you're the smartest person alive


It's too bad they discovered that it wasn't the distance to your anus. In that case, you would have been Einstein considering how far your head is shoved up there.

^^ All in good fun.

Jason
 

doughboy

TRIBE Member
Ever read the book "The Whole Shebang" by Timothy Ferris?

It would probably be something you'd enjoy. It's basically a state of the universe report. Old theories, new theories, all explained without too much technical jargon and babble.

Jason
 
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PosTMOd

Well-Known TRIBEr
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by doughboy:
Q:You know what's fun?

A: Quoting someone, but not really doing it.
</font>
Q: Why?

A: Each of us is alone. I know me. You know yourself.

Cogito ergo sum.

Nothing like a little Latin to pat yourself on the back with-- fuck it, it's all Greek to me.
 

PosTMOd

Well-Known TRIBEr
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by air-bag:
6"2</font>
The distance from the centre of the earth to your brain is 6"2'?

That's like a billion trillion degrees and stuff.
 
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zoo

TRIBE Member
distance is irrelevant

only our position and momentum are relevant

delta-x * delta-P-sub-x = h-planks-constant
 

Jeffsus

TRIBE Member
YAY

Fifth circuit neurosomatic imprinting roxx0rs. RA Wilson is my head food. Let us proclaim the mystery of faith.

-jM
 
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