i like that the first hit on google for the magic word is urban dictionary.
1) To cause someone to inadvertantly navigate to the website of the same name
1) I thought it was link for Amazon, but after I clicked the link at work I realized I have been goat5e'd.
An acronym for 'Guy Opens Ass To Show Everyone'.
"It was a slow day; as I drove through the pouring rain I wondered 'Could it get any worse?' But then I rear-ended a Hell's Angel and wouldn't you know, I had a goat5e all over my windshield."