The Circus

[mingster]

Anyone else hate the circus?
It scares me. It gives me visions of scenes from Tales From the Crypt...where tortured freaks are kept tied up with chains, and scary ringmasters yell alot. And midgets...scary midgets and bearded ladies.

And sometimes elephants have sores and tigers lose hair...
and those awful traveling houses. They are awful....

The circus is coming to town...I think I'll leave for awhile.

Ming.

 

[gazgiz]

circus = clowns

clowns freak me out u cannot tell what is behind those false faces and smiles.

 

[BigBadBaldy]

I'm going to join the circus as a sideshow geek, and bite the heads off of chickens, bathing in their blood as they run around me, headless.

BBB.

..but scared of the clowns, deep inside.

 

[Cheer Bear]

My Mom never let us go to the circus when we were little cause of the way they treat the animals.

 

[alexd]

The smell of elephant poo permeates the air

 

[mingster]

Clowns scare me too.

Ming.

 

[swenard]

Where is the circus. Maybe, I will take my nephews to see it!

 

[mingster]

Originally posted by swenard
Where is the circus. Maybe, I will take my nephews to see it!

NOOOOOOOOO!!!

You bastard! You must instill the fear of the circus in your nephews.

 

[BigBadBaldy]

Why? Do they need a dose of The Fear?

(@ swenard)

 

[Hi i'm God]

I'm afriad of Cirque Du Solie! Well mostly just the french...

 

[mingster]

Originally posted by BigBadBaldy
Why? Do they need a dose of The Fear?

(@ swenard)

I'll give you the fear!

*shakes fist*

 

[BigBadBaldy]

Originally posted by mingster


NOOOOOOOOO!!!

You bastard! You must instill the fear of the circus in your nephews.

STOP READING MY MIND!!!

BBB.



..and stop opening my mail, too!

 

[alexd]

girls that can fold themselves backwards... men with tights that are too tight.....

 

[swenard]

Originally posted by BigBadBaldy
Why? Do they need a dose of The Fear?

(@ swenard)

Me hanging them by their feet over the 8th floor balcony, isn't doing it anymore

 

[SlipperyPete]

Originally posted by alexd
girls that can fold themselves backwards... men with tights that are too tight.....

coveralls that don't exactly cover all?

 

[mingster]

This thread is giving me visions of the circus...what have I done?

Ming.

 

[Chris]

To me, clowns aren't funny.
In fact, they're kind of scary.
I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad.

 

[mingster]

Originally posted by ChrisD
To me, clowns aren't funny.
In fact, they're kind of scary.
I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad.

*lol*

That's not funny.

 

[Chris]

You know what would make a good story?
Something about a clown who make people happy,
but inside he's real sad. Also, he has severe diarrhea

 

[SlipperyPete]

boos!

 

[mingster]

GAH!

 

[alexd]

little kids in the audience screaming in terror and spilling huge beverages onto your date.

 

[Chris]

Not mine,

courtesy of * DEEP THOUGHTS * by Jack Handy


funny funny funny shite!!

 

[alexd]

explosions. people standing on horses and riding them backwards

 

[alexd]

there are no washrooms, and even if there was, you wouldn't dare go in them (dwarfs)