The Bachelor

[daddyiwantchocolate]

*praying tonight's the night that shannon chokes on a fish bone at dinner*

 

[PosTMOd]

Originally posted by daddyiwantchocolate
*praying tonight's the night that shannon chokes on a fish bone at dinner*

Maybe if that trout falls out of you, she'll eat it and choke.

 

[daddyiwantchocolate]

The Bachelor: "so, what do you like to do for fun?
Kim: "Well uhm, i like to sit in my room and read magazines and stuff. Like uhm, i'm not into fiction/non-fiction that kind of uhm stuff. I like SELF-HELP books, like uhm Doctor Phil and uhm..."
The Bachelor:"Dr. Phil?"
Kim: "Uhm, doctor phill from Oprah."
The Bachelor: "Oh."
Kim: "And uhm, I like to buy those how to find men, how to find men to marry and what you're doing wrong with sex if you're not getting the right man..."

Buh-bye.

Alex nearly just ripped Kim's nephew's arm off hahahaha.

 

[Plato]

oh my god whats he doing to that kid!?


i'd be afraid going into the "trophy" room....basically the crazy girl is threatning that if he doesnt marry her, then her dads gonna hunt him down.
or her sister.



p[l]a+0

 

[Plato]

Re: Re: The Bachelor

Originally posted by PosTMOd


Maybe if that trout falls out of you, she'll eat it and choke.

hahahahaaa!

[insert teh roofle]

p[l]a+0

 

[mcbee]

alex is SUCH a ridicolous loser i can't even handle it!!!!
sarah

 

[daddyiwantchocolate]

Originally posted by Plato
oh my god whats he doing to that kid!?

i'd be afraid going into the "trophy" room....basically the crazy girl is threatning that if he doesnt marry her, then her dads gonna hunt him down.
or her sister.

Yeah, see ya later kimster. She's gonna have to run to the store to purchase Dr. Phil's newest book "So, You're Going to Try to Kill Yourself?"

 

[daddyiwantchocolate]

Trista's mom is a dirty old lady.

"kiiiissssssss him, come on, kissssssss him!"

Much like me (dirty) and Cheeka (old lady).

 

[Plato]

tired, sure

he just doesnt want to marry a hick.

"wow"

hahahaha lame!

p[l]a+0

 

[daddyiwantchocolate]

Originally posted by Plato
tired, sure

he just doesnt want to marry a hick.

"wow"

Facking hilarious!

Here comes shannon and her "marriage is for the rest of your fricking life"

I love to see Alex jam his fist in her mouth to shut her up.

 

[daddyiwantchocolate]

Nice to see Shannon is wearing a sweater made of q-tip heads.

 

[Cheeka]

all the girls are sucking - Trista and Kim are still my favs but they are pretty ass!

best line so far...

Kim - I like to go to my room and read magazines.... I'm not really into fiction or non-fiction

what?? haha - oh you mean books??

 

[daddyiwantchocolate]

I'm waiting for shannon's dad to say "okilie-dokiley!"

 

[daddyiwantchocolate]

I would like the producers to serve Avery up for dinner.

 

[daddyiwantchocolate]

Did they eat dinner at her parent's house? Missed that.

Here comes the sex talk. SHE'S FRIGID. Or has issues or something

Bye bye shannon.

"I feel so awkward"

GHANDI

 

[Plato]

wow! date from hell! they're playing that one up that she gets dumped.

so who do you think he's really engaged to?

i think trista (she was the 2nd one right?)

the way she talks it seemed like i was watching temptation island and not uber-blind date, shes talking about keeping him and such, not how to get him.
plus her parents were very nice and welcoming.

p[l]a+0

 

[SneakyPete]

Originally posted by daddyiwantchocolate
I would like the producers to serve Avery up for dinner.

lol. diwc you're pure jokes. I think what the that last girl didn't want to say is that she doesn't put out. Either that or she likes to get gangbanged.

Pete

 

[daddyiwantchocolate]

Yes, I agree. I think Shannon is a virgin.

She just doesn't want to admit it. Who cares? It's not that big a deal (although she IS on national TV..).

I think he asks Trista to marry him, but I don't think she'll say yes.

 

[daddyiwantchocolate]

Shannon: "you better believe it!"

FACK AFF.

 

[Plato]

new book comming onto the market come tommorow

"how to deal with being dumped on national television"

by dr. Phil

p[l]a+0

 

[SneakyPete]

I thought she's the best looking of the 4 (Kim). I don't know what he's doing.

Pete

 

[Plato]

she was also a basket case

p[l]a+0

 

[daddyiwantchocolate]

Originally posted by Plato
she was also a basket case

More, or less of a basket-case than dearest "can-i-call-you-my-boyfriend" Shannon?

 

[Cheeka]

as if he kept Amanda over Kim??? Kim was so much better then her!!
and shannon... WHY IS SHE STILL THERE???
she is just the worst.

Trista is the last glimmer of hope and even she isn't too good.
and what was with her gear? good gawd those were some bad numbers she was wearing !?!?
I think she may end up getting cut next week.
but I REALLY hope not!!!

 

[JayIsBored]

is this some sort of television program?