The Bachelor *gag*

[daddyiwantchocolate]

Here we go again.

Rah rah overnight dates.

 

[SlipperyPete]

does an overnight date include forced anal?

<--hasn't watched this show

 

[daddyiwantchocolate]

"I wanna know about your boobs"



".....so I had a breast aug."

aug

Cool lingo.

 

[daddyiwantchocolate]

Re: Re: The Bachelor *gag*

Alex: "assless chaps?"

Me: All chaps are assless you fucking butt monkey.

WHY AM I WATCHING THIS SHOW.

 

[el presidente Highsteppa]

Re: Re: Re: The Bachelor *gag*

Originally posted by daddyiwantchocolate
WHY AM I WATCHING THIS SHOW.

You know you want to....

From the Ministry of next up on Jerry Springer

Prime Minister Highsteppa

 

[tobywan]

Ok, where and when can I audition to be the bachelor in "The Bachelor 2"???

Man, this Alex guy has it tough.....*extreme sarcasm alert*

Bias

 

[daddyiwantchocolate]

Yeah, you're right I do.

But mainly to see shannon lose her shit when the same room envelope gets passed to her.

*sob* you KNOW i'm uncomfortable with this *sob*.


That dessert sounds like a fucking good time. Must make mental note about that. But where the fack do you find a plastic sheet?

 

[el presidente Highsteppa]

Originally posted by daddyiwantchocolate
Yeah, you're right I do.

But mainly to see shannon lose her shit when the same room envelope gets passed to her.

*sob* you KNOW i'm uncomfortable with this *sob*.


That dessert sounds like a fucking good time. Must make mental note about that. But where the fack do you find a plastic sheet?

You're talking as if I know what the hell you're talking about

From the Ministry of not me. Like that little fucking ghost in Family Circus

Prime Minister Highsteppa

 

[daddyiwantchocolate]

Originally posted by el presidente Highsteppa

From the Ministry of not me.

LMAO

 

[terrawrist III]

rasslin' and playoffs on pre-channel for me thanks

 

[daddyiwantchocolate]

Question from shannon: "why are you so upset?"

Answer from Alex: "I'm not."
Correct answer from Alex: "because you have some serious issues."

 

[jynx]

hahahaha...way to impress...by puking in the helicopter

 

[el presidente Highsteppa]

This guy is a fucking wuss. A rich wuss, but a fucking wuss none the less.

From the Ministry of I give his relationship with whoever 3 days max.

Prime Minister Highsteppa

 

[daddyiwantchocolate]

And I fucking missed it.

The barf scene, I mean.

HAHA ElPH is hooked!

 

[The Watcher]

As If....

Being Single and watching this show does not help me at all...

Where are my 3 girlfriends...?

Damnit,

-Nick - That's it... I'm going to Harvard

 

[el presidente Highsteppa]

Originally posted by daddyiwantchocolate
HAHA ElPH is hooked!

I'm stunned at how convinced this idiot is in his own illusion.

From the ministry of Denial is apparently not only a river in Egypt.

Prime Minister Highsteppa

 

[daddyiwantchocolate]

Originally posted by The Watcher

Being Single...

Where are my 3 girlfriends...?

So. How tall are you?

 

[daddyiwantchocolate]

BUH BYE SHANNON!!!!

Thank fucking god.

 

[The Watcher]

Thank God it was Amanda!

Fork...

Nick

 

[The Watcher]

Originally posted by daddyiwantchocolate


So. How tall are you?

HAHAHA

5'9"

 

[Plato]

ahhaahhahaaahahaha! take that shannon!

i hate that bitch.

wow she's pissed....wouldnt even sit.

hoorah for amanda!!!

p[l]a+0

 

[daddyiwantchocolate]

Yeouch.

She is one pissed chick.

 

[The Watcher]

Trista = Hot
Amanda = Fun
Shannon = Complicated

-Nick-

 

[el presidente Highsteppa]

Don't make me spank you all with the spoon.

From the Ministry of behave.

Prime Minister Highsteppa

 

[SneakyPete]

Well, I only managed to catch the end of the show.

Ouch, only a handshake...bitter much?

Pete

PS - Alex has a nice suit though.