the Arrested Development quote thread

[terrawrist III]

more than worthy to have a thread devoted to it's many whims

" there's only one man I've called a coward...and that's brian doyle murray"

 

[stir-fry]

"I'm a horrible magician, look at me, i'm sweating!"
-Gob

 

[MoFo]

Here, have a dollar, in fact nah, brother man, here have two..

 

[Flashy_McFlash]

A game of horseshoes!

 

[zee]

Steve Holt!

 

[zoo]

it's not a trick dad, it's an illusion!

 

[terrawrist III]

neither seen nor heard...

 

[Mrs. Brick]

Well, I've always wanted to remake Annie Hall. Except, I wouldn't want to get in bed with a green producer like a Sofia Coppola, though. Oh, but give me an old pro like a Robert Redford. Oh, I'd jump into bed with him in a second. And I wouldn't just lie there, Michael Bluth, if that's what you're thinking.

 

[Poot]

it's not a trick dad, it's an illusion!

Tricks are what hookers do for money, or cocaine.

 

[bblutoo]

Right, I forgot, here in the States, you call it a *sausage* in the mouth.

 

[Poot]

GOB: You want us for Use Your Illusion?

Tony Wonder: Actually, some band has got the rights to that title, so I’m thinking, like, Use Your Illusion 2.

 

[Mrs. Brick]

Michael: My mom is very stressed out, and, uh, she needs something that I can’t give her. Um... maybe a little “Afternoon Delight”?

Oscar: Well, sure. The question is, which way do I try to get it in her?

Michael: I don’t need any details.

Oscar: Maybe I’ll put it in her brownie.

 

[stir-fry]

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0189144/ Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

 

[Spinsah]

I would love it if someone could located a translated unbleeped verison of Nelly's 'don'ts' speech.

 

[kmac]

Buster: Yeah right, like anyone would "R" her.

 

[defazman]

My Name is Judge!

 

[Muffin]

Uncle Jack: why she's no bigger than one of my legs! Dragon, shake them for her

Dragon: *shakes*

Uncle Jack: *vomit* look away, it's just something the body does

 

[d.code]

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0189144/ Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

*hands analrapist card to Buster and he reads it shocked*

Tobias: Its pronounced An-Nal-Ra-Pist

Buster: Its not the pronouciation Im woried about.

 

[d.code]

Sitting in bed

Lindsy: Well this is akward
Tobias: Good to be back in a queen.

 

[d.code]

Tobias: I can just taste those leading man parts in my mouth right now.

 

[baby_girl]

Kitty: Do you like my outfit?
Gob: Not as much as I like what's underneath it.
Kitty: Gob!
Gob: No, I need your chair. Get up.

 

[Funzo]

Steve Holt: I'll never forget this, dad

Gob: I will son, I will *eats Forget Me Now*

 

[bombthreat23]

bob loblaw

 

[terrawrist III]

Kitty: I'm going with hair down glasses off

 

[Mrs. Brick]

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