Stupid patents...

PosTMOd · Apr 10, 2002

Hilarious... this is an actual patent... glad to see they are hard at work...

http://patft.uspto.gov/netacgi/nph-...&p=1&u=/netahtml/srchnum.htm&r=1&f=G&l=50&s1='6368227'.WKU.&OS=PN/6368227&RS=PN/6368227

PosTMOd · Apr 10, 2002

vb code sucks... keeps parsing it somehow..

Go here:

http://patft.uspto.gov/netahtml/srchnum.htm

put in this number: 6,368,227

lazy · Apr 10, 2002

SWING!

noahmintz · Apr 10, 2002

Shit I can't read ... I thought it said Stupid Parents

stu

Sukebe Jiji · Apr 10, 2002

That is wikked.

I wonder if he goes to playgrounds and harasses kids on the swingset for using his patent without his written consent...

Bumbaclat · Apr 11, 2002

I was swinging on swings back in the early 80's! This guy didn't patent that until Nov. 17, 2000. Little did I know I was a 4 year inventor.

Bumbaclat

junglisthead · Apr 11, 2002

humans and their creations

http://www.monorails.org/tMspages/NMH01.html

this guy created his very own monorail in his backyard

SlipperyPete · Apr 11, 2002

Originally posted by junglisthead

toot toot!

JayIsBored · Apr 11, 2002

i bet they live in ogdenville

Plato · Apr 11, 2002

^^^hah hah! thats so cool! i want a monorail....welll..actually i dont...whats the point??? still coool though

p[l]a+0

SlipperyPete · Apr 11, 2002

the ring fell off my pudding can

JayIsBored · Apr 11, 2002

watch out for the opossum in the closet!

SlipperyPete · Apr 11, 2002

you're on the escalator to nowhere

Sukebe Jiji · Apr 11, 2002

seeing that dude's monorail reminds me of that 80s tv show "Silver Spoons"