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Stupid Celebrities Like Stupid Child Names

Bumbaclat

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Gerri Spice just had a baby. Named it "Bluebell Madonna". Bad but not as bad as the following.....


Banjo: Rachel Griffiths

Coco: Courtney Cox Arquette and David Arquette

Apple: Gwyneth Paltrow & David Martin

Peaches Honeyblossom, Fifi Trixibelle, Pixie: Bob Geldof

Heavenly Hirani Tigerlilly: Michael Hutchence & Paula Yates

Blue Angel: Dave Evans (The Edge of U2 fame)

Elijah Bob Patricus Guggi Q: Bono (not to be outdone by his band mate, above)

Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee

Seven, Puma: Erykah Baduh

Moon Unit, Dweezil, Ahmet Emuukha Rodan, Diva Muffin: Frank Zappa

Zowie: David Bowie - that's right, Zowie Bowie

Daisy Boo, Poppy Honey: Jamie Oliver

Rumer Glenn, Scout Larue, Tallulah Belle: Bruce Willis & Demi Moore

Prince Michael, Blanket: Michael Jackson

Kal-el: Nicolas Cage (Superman’s real name) what a nerd.. I kind of like it though

Tu: Rob Morrow (so it’s pronounced Tu Morrow, a bad pun the kid will have to live with for many tomorrows to come)

Shepherd: Jerry Seinfeld

Poet Sienna: Soleil Moon Frye

Chastity: Sonny & Cher

Amber Rose, Saffron Sahara, Tallulah Pine: Simon LeBon (Duran Duran)

Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn Jillete (of Penn & Teller fame)

George Jr., George III, George IV, George V, George VI, Freeda George, Georgetta: Former boxing champ turned grill maker George Foreman, who may have too high an ego for his kids’ own good. I think this is hilarious. boxers are supposed to be arrogant
 
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Soulster

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i think the worst has to be pilot inspektor. the rest of them could almost sound like names, but pilot inspektor just sounds like a job title!
 

Booty Bits

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tonep said:
i wish frank zappa was my dad
yes guy. zappa would be such a fun dad.
plus he would probably approve of my weird middle name.

titties and beer! titties and beer! gotta get me some titties and beer!
 

madnezz

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Booty Bits said:
yes guy. zappa would be such a fun dad.
plus he would probably approve of my weird middle name.

titties and beer! titties and beer! gotta get me some titties and beer!

Your middle name is "titties and beer"?

Elizabeth Titties And Beer.... I guess there's a certain ring to it ;)
 
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miss xylene

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Continuing with silly names:
Paula and Bob Geldof had three daughters:
Fifi Trixiebelle (born 1983)
Peaches Honeyblossom (born 1990)
Pixie (born 1991).
Paula had a fourth daughter, Tiger Lily (born 1996), with Michael Hutchence.

:O
 

MissBlu

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I also kinda like Apple, and Coco...

Its better then being Mr. Dick, first name Harry...
A friend in grade school's piano teacher had that name :O
 

Beer babe

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miss xylene said:
Continuing with silly names:
Paula and Bob Geldof had three daughters:
Fifi Trixiebelle (born 1983)
Peaches Honeyblossom (born 1990)
Pixie (born 1991).
Paula had a fourth daughter, Tiger Lily (born 1996), with Michael Hutchence.

:O
i wanna see how all these kids end up naming their own children. are they going to be equally weird or will they go super generic....
 
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Booty Bits

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hahaha no, my middle name is not 'titties and beer'...that's just a line from one of my favourite frank zappa songs!

come to think of it though, if my dad had gotten his way, my name would have been Flash Bluma, which is just as weird as Moon Unit or Dweezil.
 

tonep

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Soulster said:
i think the worst has to be pilot inspektor. the rest of them could almost sound like names, but pilot inspektor just sounds like a job title!

you really think "Moon Unit" sounds like a name.....
 

Thumpr

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if i had a son i'd name him Skyler. but i won't because i don't make a habit of ejaculating in vaginas.
 

tonep

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Booty Bits said:
yes guy. zappa would be such a fun dad.
plus he would probably approve of my weird middle name.

titties and beer! titties and beer! gotta get me some titties and beer!

he teaches great things through song, like "dont eat the yellow snow", and tells us about "uncle remus"
 
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