Strange story

[dillpickle]

Working in media relations, I read some pretty twisted things...here's an example...

Man driving with severed head hits car, kills 2
The Ottawa Citizen
Friday, June 16, 2006
Page: A2
Section: News
Byline:
Dateline: BOISE, Idaho
Source: The Associated Press


BOISE, Idaho - The severed head of a man's wife was thrown from his pickup truck yesterday when he crashed into an oncoming car, killing the driver and her child, police said.
The investigation of the deadly wreck and the head, which was tossed onto the roadway by the impact, led police to the decapitated body of 47-year-old Theresa Time in the garage of the home she shared with her husband, Alofa Time, said Nampa police Lieut. LeRoy Forsman.
A Boise police officer was driving behind Mr. Time's truck when he noticed the man's erratic driving and then watched him slam into the car, said police spokeswoman Lynn Hightower.
Mr. Time, who was not injured in the crash, told officers that he also was involved his wife's death, officials said.
Mr. Time was being held on two counts of second-degree murder in the deaths of Samantha Nina Murphy, 36, and her 4-year-old daughter Jae Lynne Grimes.
"It was one of the more horrific and complex crime scenes on memory," Ms. Hightower said.

Idnumber: 200606160190
Edition: Final
Story Type: Crime
Length: 172 words

 

[ravinjunkie]

Nice way to cover your tracks. Just throw the evidence out onto the road.
:|

 

[Rajio]

where was he going with the head, leaving the body at home?

 

[PRIMAL]

Nothing like head in a car.

 

[Aerius Zension]

What was he doing with the head before he threw it out?

 

[defazman]

probably chewing dentine ice

 

[Buddy Holly]

Way to use your head buddy!

 

[JEMZ]

He'll never be the head of a major corpoation

 

[Booty Bits]

1) ditto much, you need to move.
2) as if this guy managed to kill his wife, the driver of the other car and her daughter and still manage to walk away unscathed.
3) what kind of name is Alofa Time?

 

[quantumize]

i am speechless

 

[SneakyPete]

Talk about a head on collision!

 

[oeretS]

let's face it, that's the wrong time to lose your head

 

[SellyCat]

3) what kind of name is Alofa Time?

Sounds like "Hell'of'a'time"

And I'm amazed at how quickly this thread became a pun fest!

 

[Fillmore]

hahaha Ms Hightower

"It was one of the more horrific and complex crime scenes on memory," Ms. Hightower said.

 

[Eclectic]

Nothing like road head.

Fixed.