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Stranded Time Traveler Needs Help

SENSEi

TRIBE Promoter
Has anyone else recieved this e-mail?


Hello,

I'm a time traveler stuck here in 2003. Upon arriving here my dimensional
warp generator stopped working. I trusted a company here by the
name of LLC Lasers to repair my Generation 3 52 4350A watch unit,
and they fled on me. I am going to need a new DWG unit, prefereably
the rechargeable AMD wrist watch model with the GRC79 induction
motor, four I80200 warp stabilizers, 512GB of SRAM and the menu
driven GUI with front panel XID display.

I will take whatever model you have in stock, as long as its received
certification for being safe on carbon based life forms.

In terms of payment:
I dont have any Galactic Credits left. Payment can be made in platinum
gold or 2003 currency upon safe delivery of unit.

INSTRUCTIONS MUST BE FOLLOWED EXACTLY:
Please transport unit in either a brown paper bag or box to below
coordinates on Tuesday August 5th at (exactly 5:00pm) Eastern Standard
Time on the dot. A few minutes prior will be ok, but it cannot be
after. If you miss this timeframe please email me. I will not be
there prior to 4:45pm EST, so do not transport before then.

Item is to be delivered at (out of service tennis court) located
at: Latitude N 42.47935 & Longitude W 071.17355 and the Elevation is 119.
WARNING: DO NOT ATTEMPT TO TRANSPORT ITEM BY REGULAR MEANS OF TELEPORTATION.
THEY ARE MONITORING AND WILL REDIRECT THE SIGNAL!!
I DO NOT CARE HOW YOU HAVE TO GET IT HERE, JUST DO IT IN A WAY THAT
NO SPYING EYES WILL POSSIBLY BE ABLE TO REDIRECT THE TRANSFERENCE.
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT THAT YOU BE ABLE TO MONITOR THE TRANSFER.
HOW ARE YOU GOING TO SEND IT SO THAT THEY CANNOT REDIRECT IT???
If in doubt do not transport actual unit until your method of transfer
can be confirmed as a success. You just might need to send a intergalactic
courier to deliver item safely to me. If so be VERY careful at how
they approach me IN MY WHITE CAR.


After unit has been delivered please email me at: info@federalfundingprogram.com
with payment instructions. Do not reply directly back to this email.

Thank You
 

OTIS

TRIBE Member
Location is 1.5 miles (2.4 km) west-north-west of Bridgewater, Massachusetts, USA.

It's 85 feet above sea level, so unless there are some highrises there, I don't think you'll get to 119 feet.
 
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graham

Well-Known TRIBEr
Originally posted by OTIS
Location is 1.5 miles (2.4 km) west-north-west of Bridgewater, Massachusetts, USA.

It's 85 feet above sea level, so unless there are some highrises there, I don't think you'll get to 119 feet.

maybe it's higher in the future, and he hasn't translated to our time period
 
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PosTMOd

Well-Known TRIBEr
Originally posted by deep
IT'S NOT SPAM, IT'S A CRY FOR HELP
Haven't I warned you about mocking stranded time travellers?

Last I heard, even warning someone about not mocking time travellers was a capital o
 
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