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Steven Segal - Lightning Bolt

Discussion in 'TRIBE Main Forum' started by glych t.anomaly, Oct 7, 2005.

  1. glych t.anomaly

    glych t.anomaly TRIBE Member

    drinkable segal nectar



    ingredients

    30% stupid
    60% can't act
    5%pony tail
    4% fat and old
    1% steven segal byproduct


    i bet you probably get a free ponytail with every can



    [jai]
     
  2. Balzz

    Balzz TRIBE Member

    This has never been posted before.
     
  3. Sleepy Giant

    Sleepy Giant TRIBE Member

    Never ever.
     
  4. glych t.anomaly

    glych t.anomaly TRIBE Member

    segal made me do it


    true story



    [jai]
     
  5. KiFe

    KiFe TRIBE Member

    REVERSE TIMELINE!
     
  6. graham

    graham Well-Known TRIBEr

    It's like drinking his chi

    his essence.
     
  7. nightcrawler

    nightcrawler TRIBE Member

    I remember seeing Steven Seagal at a Liquid Adrenaline Rave in 99 or something.

    No bullshit.
     
  8. ravinjunkie

    ravinjunkie TRIBE Member

    too awesome. So getting hammered w/some peeps from the club.
     
  9. The Tesseract

    The Tesseract TRIBE Member

    I don't get where they get the nerve to market something by having Segal endorse it and call it "lightning"

    dude is fucking slow.

    All of his "action" scenes are sped up like 4x. He's doing Tai Chi for fucksakes.
     
  10. Hamza

    Hamza TRIBE Member

    No no no stupid...steven segal...not a van damn movie....


    seesh
     
  11. xtcfreak

    xtcfreak TRIBE Member

    may be true, I still wouldnt fuck with him.

    Jay
     
  12. glych t.anomaly

    glych t.anomaly TRIBE Member



    aikido


    he is an aikido master, apparently


    if you are gonna dis someone do it right


    and tai chi just so you know, is the most recent kung fu style/ adaptation to date, aikido is similar, but japanese, not chinese, and a 4 foot tall 60 yr old woman who has been practicing all her life, would snicker at your lack of respect and then trounce your ignorant ass.


    hell i bet segal could take you.

    with his pony tail



    [jai]
     
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  19. The Tesseract

    The Tesseract TRIBE Member

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    Watch out... this kitty knows Catpoeira
     

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