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Steven Segal - Lightning Bolt

The Tesseract

TRIBE Member
I don't get where they get the nerve to market something by having Segal endorse it and call it "lightning"

dude is fucking slow.

All of his "action" scenes are sped up like 4x. He's doing Tai Chi for fucksakes.
 

xtcfreak

TRIBE Member
Originally posted by The Tesseract
I don't get where they get the nerve to market something by having Segal endorse it and call it "lightning"

dude is fucking slow.

All of his "action" scenes are sped up like 4x. He's doing Tai Chi for fucksakes.
may be true, I still wouldnt fuck with him.

Jay
 

glych t.anomaly

TRIBE Member
Originally posted by The Tesseract
He's doing Tai Chi for fucksakes.


aikido


he is an aikido master, apparently


if you are gonna dis someone do it right


and tai chi just so you know, is the most recent kung fu style/ adaptation to date, aikido is similar, but japanese, not chinese, and a 4 foot tall 60 yr old woman who has been practicing all her life, would snicker at your lack of respect and then trounce your ignorant ass.


hell i bet segal could take you.

with his pony tail



[jai]
 
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