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Steak and Blow Job day

Jeremy Jive

TRIBE Member
Guys, you know the drill. Every 14th of February you get the chance
to display your fondness for a significant other by showering her
with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that
women find romantic. Every Valentines day you rack your brains for that
one special, unique gift that will show your wife or girlfriend that you
really do love them more than any other.

Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret; guys really don't enjoy this
that much. Sure seeing that smile on your face when we get it right is
priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and
consideration.

Another secret: guys feel left out. That's right, there's no special holiday
for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as
a whole are either too proud or too
embarrassed to admit it.

Which is why a new holiday has been created. March 20th is now officially
"Steak and Blowjob Day". Simple, effective and self explanatory, this
holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man
how much you love him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town;
the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ.

Thats it. Finally, this twin pair of Valentine's Day and Steak and Blowjob
Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere try THAT much harder
in February to ensure a memorable March 20th.

Its like a perpetual love machine!

The word is already beginning to spread, but as with any new idea, it needs
a little push to start the ball rolling. So, spread the word, and help bring
love and peace to this crazy world.

And, of course, STEAK & BJ'S.

jeremy -now thats a holiday- jive
 

MoFo

TRIBE Member
Wow. My kind of holiday.

Get me some prime sirloin (with gravy if you want a hummer) and some ice cubes ( :D ) and you've got yourself a date, shmoopy!
 

KiX

TRIBE Member
ACTUALLY.

March 20 is already official Proposal Day and Festival Of Extraterrestrial Abductions Day.

So. Either plan to wed your girl after she sucks your dick while firing up the barbie or pray for the anal probe ways of our distant neighbours.

=tina=
 

MoFo

TRIBE Member
'tis the time for giving.
I have 12 days to perfect my technique. I better start now.
 

KiX

TRIBE Member
I'd also like to state for the record that March 8th is official Be Nasty day. (?)

=tina=
 
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MoFo

TRIBE Member
Originally posted by KiX
ACTUALLY.

So. Either plan to wed your girl after she sucks your dick while firing up the barbie...

=tina=
Does that mean I have to suck him off while he's cooking it or eating it?
 
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mcbee

TRIBE Member
hmmmm....
interesting holiday:D

as we speak, kevin is watching the basketball game and the steak is marinating....

shaping up to be a good nite;)

:)sarah
 

twist

TRIBE Member
word up on that shit. You know how much I've spent on girls in my life? WAYTOOFAKKING MUCH. You know what girls have spent on me? A girl paid for my cab ride home after she left me stuck in toronto overnite. I'm serious that's the only thing a girl's ever gotten for me including drinks cigarettes you name it I pay for it. As for actually doing something for me... the only one who does shit for me is me. Which is
actually the way I like it. Steak and Blowjob day is a well wikkid idea... but i'm gonna have to go with @m on this. I already have anough holidays to feel like shit on. my girlfriend isn't as fucking unbelievably hot as @m's but she's pretty cute and she gets the job done.
 
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Deus

TRIBE Member
Anybody who needs a special day to get a blowjob from his girlfriend, should really find a new one.
 

SneakyPete

TRIBE Member
Originally posted by SlipperyPete
the day has passed
i got neither steak nor hummer

what the fuck gives?

i'm going to kill johnny hallmark
Your hope is still alive, it's not March 20th yet.

Pete
 
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BreakzBroad

TRIBE Member
oh wah wah wah!!!!! all u guys ever do is complain! haha.........I'll fuken cook u guys a steak or take u out. I always got a shitty valentines day. well maybe one was good. But i bought my xbf a gorgoues dkny(he dressed preppy) sweater that was like $120, bought HIM dinner, and u know..........haha. I did so much shit for him too. but then again, i did get an esquire watch........but it was stolen. meh- u guys desereve good days and good gifts. I always showered my ex- ungreatful bastard :D haha......I LOVE shopping for guys! love it!

blowjobs tho.............meh* why not just go straight to sex????

*jen*
 

MoFo

TRIBE Member
Originally posted by breakz_btch
oh wah wah wah!!!!! all u guys ever do is complain! haha.........I'll fuken cook u guys a steak or take u out. I always got a shitty valentines day. well maybe one was good. But i bought my xbf a gorgoues dkny(he dressed preppy) sweater that was like $120, bought HIM dinner, and u know..........haha. I did so much shit for him too. but then again, i did get an esquire watch........but it was stolen. meh- u guys desereve good days and good gifts. I always showered my ex- ungreatful bastard :D haha......I LOVE shopping for guys! love it!

blowjobs tho.............meh* why not just go straight to sex????

*jen*
AHA! Everything was LEADING up to that last line! I knew it!

I say give the guy a DKNY sweater, make him wear it to a steak dinner, and blow his brains out sitting on top of that sweater when you get home.
 

BreakzBroad

TRIBE Member
bwahahahaha! u lazy fukks! I'd rather go at it a few times than the blowjob ordeal! haha......u guys can relax for ur day!!! :D

*jen*
 
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