Jeremy Jive
TRIBE Member
Guys, you know the drill. Every 14th of February you get the chance
to display your fondness for a significant other by showering her
with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that
women find romantic. Every Valentines day you rack your brains for that
one special, unique gift that will show your wife or girlfriend that you
really do love them more than any other.
Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret; guys really don't enjoy this
that much. Sure seeing that smile on your face when we get it right is
priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and
consideration.
Another secret: guys feel left out. That's right, there's no special holiday
for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as
a whole are either too proud or too
embarrassed to admit it.
Which is why a new holiday has been created. March 20th is now officially
"Steak and Blowjob Day". Simple, effective and self explanatory, this
holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man
how much you love him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town;
the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ.
Thats it. Finally, this twin pair of Valentine's Day and Steak and Blowjob
Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere try THAT much harder
in February to ensure a memorable March 20th.
Its like a perpetual love machine!
The word is already beginning to spread, but as with any new idea, it needs
a little push to start the ball rolling. So, spread the word, and help bring
love and peace to this crazy world.
And, of course, STEAK & BJ'S.
jeremy -now thats a holiday- jive
to display your fondness for a significant other by showering her
with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that
women find romantic. Every Valentines day you rack your brains for that
one special, unique gift that will show your wife or girlfriend that you
really do love them more than any other.
Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret; guys really don't enjoy this
that much. Sure seeing that smile on your face when we get it right is
priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and
consideration.
Another secret: guys feel left out. That's right, there's no special holiday
for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as
a whole are either too proud or too
embarrassed to admit it.
Which is why a new holiday has been created. March 20th is now officially
"Steak and Blowjob Day". Simple, effective and self explanatory, this
holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man
how much you love him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town;
the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ.
Thats it. Finally, this twin pair of Valentine's Day and Steak and Blowjob
Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere try THAT much harder
in February to ensure a memorable March 20th.
Its like a perpetual love machine!
The word is already beginning to spread, but as with any new idea, it needs
a little push to start the ball rolling. So, spread the word, and help bring
love and peace to this crazy world.
And, of course, STEAK & BJ'S.
jeremy -now thats a holiday- jive
) and you've got yourself a date, shmoopy!
