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Rude1_247

TRIBE Member
Tribe, I seek thy wisdom. I'm in the midst of planning a stag for a good friend and and while we have the general shell of the stag planned we are getting into the details stage and I'm struggling... The shell is as follows:

Estimated attendance: 30-40
Cost per head: $60

First thing in the morning, Golf tourney with the fathers, uncles, and any other older males we wouldn't want seeing the groom licking whipped cream off a stripper's chest.

Around 3pm we move to the groom's brother's house for a backyard BBQ, keg tomfoolery, and generaly ballyhoo. At 7 pm, a limo bus will be coming to the house to pick us, and the keg, up and ship our asses to Niagara for some casino action. Around 12:00am, we'll excuse ourselves from the casino and head to the Sundowner to help young romanian women afford thier tuition for their sociology degrees. Hop back on the bus at about 2am, end back in Toronto around 4am.

We're hoping to raise some more money for the groom-to-be's gambling and lap dances with some games at the BBQ... the working plan right now is a poker tournoment and some door prize type games, but given that we're off to the casino anyways the poker tournament might be a tad much. Can anyone reccomend some games/contests we could do at the BBQ to get some more money for the groom's spending money for the night?

Also we've got two hours on the bus to kill on our way to niagara, most of which will be spent drinking, with one stop along the way for a vist from a busty "police officer" with tight handcuffs and loose morals. Any other ideas on how to kill time on the bus, both there and back?

Any and all stag recommendations are welcome, even if it's completely unrelated to the questions above and you just want to talk about some of the best stag parties you've been to.
 

Chris

Well-Known TRIBEr
50/50 Draw at the BBQ? Im thinking here.....

Kill time on the bus - for sure more booze, maybe a porn flick or two? How about a super hot hostess to serve up some drinks?

Let me put my thinking cap on here, brain is mush from moving all weekend...
 

Chris

Well-Known TRIBEr
why not charge a set rate? That will include everything and even have a portion allocated to the groom for his wedding?

Agree with Pot $60 seems very low?
 
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Rude1_247

TRIBE Member
gambling and lap dance money is your own dime.. $60 bones covers food, beer, and bus.

That being said, anyone beer reps on tribe? who might want to donate some swag for raffling off in exchange for us buying kegs from you?
 
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Preroller

TRIBE Member
I don't know how messy you want to get...here's a few things we have done.

We stripped down our buddy to his tighty whities and auctioned off various foods that you could buy in the auction, and pour over top or fling at the groom. Items included maple syrup, ketchup, mayo, chocolate sauce etc...

Another big money maker has always been raffeling off 60 ozers of booze.

Last one we made up a great little putting strip in the back yard, starting off a hill and flowing down about a 45 degree angle onto some cut grass. The carpet was about 3 feet wide, so there were lots of different breaks to play. We dug a little hole and put a tin can in it, so we had a real hole. We started off $5 for 3 putts, and if you made one, you qualified for the finals, where all the people who qualified got 5 putts, most in/5 won a prize. Amazingly enough, a buddy and myself kept tying, so we just went shot for shot, like in a shootout in hockey, which also took a while. Anyway it was great for people to watch, and addicting, we made a ton off that one.



hmm, lemme think of some others, I have done quite a few stags.
 

Skipper

TRIBE Member
I had one boyfriend who said he used to play a game with his friends at the pool he guarded at where they would all stand on the diving board and jerk off on to a cracker. I was highly suspect.
 
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Littlest Hobo

TRIBE Member
Wiseman said:
30-40 guys watching porn on a bus..........................sounds like the beginning of Guys Gone Wild to me.
Watching porn with my male buddies is something I never want to do.
 

KillaLadY

TRIBE Member
Skipper said:
I had one boyfriend who said he used to play a game with his friends at the pool he guarded at where they would all stand on the diving board and jerk off on to a cracker. I was highly suspect.

Oh... MY... GOD!!! LOL
 

TRO

TRIBE Member


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and for the bus ride home...

why a simple game of tiddly winks should be in store

 

Preroller

TRIBE Member
Skipper said:
I had one boyfriend who said he used to play a game with his friends at the pool he guarded at where they would all stand on the diving board and jerk off on to a cracker. I was highly suspect.
Thats an old hockey initiation hazing, last one to cum has to eat the cracker.
 
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Poot

TRIBE Member
Wiseman said:
30-40 guys watching porn on a bus..........................sounds like the beginning of Guys Gone Wild to me.
Yeah - I never understood group viewing of porn.

The last place I want to be when I'm that riled up is with a group of 40 of my friends, with no way to do anything about it.
 

Rude1_247

TRIBE Member
Fack, so an informal survey has determined that since the vast majority of the people attending are scarborough jocks working as security guards, construction dudes, and petty criminals, the limo bus and niagara combo is too steep.... so we need a plan B.

Other than the cliche'd party bus and bar thing, is there anything stag-related to do in and around Toronto? I'm thinking something like Woodbine off the top of my head.... and one of Toronto's fine gentlemen's clubs, but there's gotta be more around here....
 

Incrimin8

TRIBE Member
I have a friend that organizes 'ladies' for stags (ie hostess, ticket sales, games etc....get your mind out of the gutter...but I'll bet some of them do 'that' too).

If you're interested let me know.
 

Chris

Well-Known TRIBEr
Incrimin8 said:
I have a friend that organizes 'ladies' for stags (ie hostess, ticket sales, games etc....get your mind out of the gutter...but I'll bet some of them do 'that' too).

If you're interested let me know.
take this man up on his offer
I like the golf BBQ idea, can you have games there, i.e. set up a few tables for black jack, poker, maybe roulette or something, hosted by some hot broads? Then after all this is done onto a modern dancing establishment.


You've wanna dance?
Da Da Da!!!!
 

Rude1_247

TRIBE Member
Incrimin8 said:
I have a friend that organizes 'ladies' for stags (ie hostess, ticket sales, games etc....get your mind out of the gutter...but I'll bet some of them do 'that' too).

If you're interested let me know.
The quotes around 'ladies' disturbs me.....
 
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