Dudes, stabbing takes too much physical exertion so it's obviously not my style. That's energy that could be better spent doing the butterfly to Sean Paul's Infiltrate while double-fisting double gin and tonics, ok?
See and this is why I always argue that Monday nights are the wildest.
Years ago on Halloween I noticed how many of my female friends had form fitting leather cat suits. You can't just rent these!! so I got to thinking when the fuck do they wear them and the only answer I could come up with was monday nights, I tell you somewhere there is a secret society to the debauched that only meets on monday nights.