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SORP
- Thread starter R4V4G3D_SKU11S
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R4V4G3D_SKU11S
TRIBE Member
"Knowing is half the battle." -GI Joe
"The other half is the brutal slaughter of all who oppose you." -SORP
"The other half is the brutal slaughter of all who oppose you." -SORP
Evil Dynovac
TRIBE Member
I read the first page but am still ignorant as to what SORP is.
Is that a MP or a YP?
(My Problem - Your Problem)
Is that a MP or a YP?
(My Problem - Your Problem)
Dr Funk MD
TRIBE Promoter
They have a message board.
Vote Quimby
TRIBE Member
Damn that site was hard on the eyes.
Subsonic Chronic
TRIBE Member
What I was about to say.
R4V4G3D_SKU11S
TRIBE Member
Its worth the read, trust me.
"A little know fact is that nearly 98% of all law enforcement is actually a part of the Agents Of SORP. True! This comes in handy when you get pulled over for say, going 75 MPH through a school zone with children present, you see Agents of SORP are all under the sacred oath, not to site each other for wrong doings! However, of course you will need to identify yourself as a member of SORP by using the age-old secret phrase:
“What is your problem, ass rammer?”
The age-old response to this is-
“Would you step from the vehicle?”
To which you should respond-
“No problem, fag bag. You like it in the ass you over glorified parking maid? You smell like rancid dysentery”
The typical response should be a series of severe blows to your head by a nightstick or other baton-like object. Congratulations! You are using the secret language of SORP affluently now!"
"A little know fact is that nearly 98% of all law enforcement is actually a part of the Agents Of SORP. True! This comes in handy when you get pulled over for say, going 75 MPH through a school zone with children present, you see Agents of SORP are all under the sacred oath, not to site each other for wrong doings! However, of course you will need to identify yourself as a member of SORP by using the age-old secret phrase:
“What is your problem, ass rammer?”
The age-old response to this is-
“Would you step from the vehicle?”
To which you should respond-
“No problem, fag bag. You like it in the ass you over glorified parking maid? You smell like rancid dysentery”
The typical response should be a series of severe blows to your head by a nightstick or other baton-like object. Congratulations! You are using the secret language of SORP affluently now!"