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Sock goes in.... Sock never comes back out!


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I KNOW i'm not the only one.
Constantly... my socks go in the dryer and NEVER come back out!


I swear i buy a package of socks every 2 weeks!! They practically know me by name at Sears!!

I do my own laundry, nobodys shit goes in with mine so i know it didnt get in sumone elses pile of clothes! I've gone hunting in everyone rooms and they cant be found!! It happens all the time and its annoying.... but the worst part is they honestly dissapear, i have no clue where they go... i put them in and then i always have an odd sock with no partner :(

Who else has this prob? I know its not just me.



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I have about 6 or 7 singles now just waiting to be thrown out. It used to happen every 3rd wash load for me. I would verify what socks I put in just to be sure, no just throwin the whole load in. It's baffling. I now use elastics cause I'm sick of losing dress socks.

The pagan dryer religion requires a sacrifice. It could be some sort of tithe too.

Smiley Jo

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Your dryer is hungry.
I'll bake it some muffins! ;)

<-- always adding more to the "single sock sack" never finding a pair...


This socks thread is really a pants thread.

ps. I've never lost a pair of sox in the dryer. All your sox are belong to dryer monsters.
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Yeah, I buy like 5 pairs of socks every couple of months...yet I'm positive I don't throw any out and yet my sock level stays the same.

I wish Unsolved Mysteries was still on the air :(

The Watcher

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It's the Damn Vortex... Use Anti Static Bounce sheets... if you dont, the dryer creates a Electro-Static field that oscillates at such a frequency that opens a transdementional vortex to another universe... Depending on the Strength and size of your dryer, the actual vortex is only so big, and usually the only thing that passes through it is one sock.

I've used Industrial Dryers at the Laundromat, and have lost alot more than just one sock... a whole pair of expensive pants, and a hoodie.

Nickers - Chaos Theories


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I bet this bastard ate them, I've had the same problem alway 5 pairs of socks without a partner. for some reason they always tend to be my newer socks too...