So pretty, but so, so stupid....

[crazedcanuck]

So I went out the other night on a blind date, things went well, blah, blah, and we exchanged MSN addresses.

Since I moved up north, the pickings have been slim.. but this girl is a successfull lawyer.. I feel like I'm in good shape. Thought she was a great conversationalist too.. until this...

Crazed Canuck - Sleeker than Beeker says:
Politics.. Conservative, eh?

E - says:
my dog spilt my tea my dad bought me hahaha stupid thing

E - says:
yeah I am not into the whole gay and lesbian thing...sorry

Crazed Canuck - Sleeker than Beeker says:
? I didn't think you were bi...

E - says:
marriage thing..it's a union and not a marriage LOL

E - says:
hahaha yeah straighter than anyone could be lol

Crazed Canuck - Sleeker than Beeker says:
From which standpoint.. a legal or social one?

E - says:
haha how bout both, they're disgusting LOL

Crazed Canuck - Sleeker than Beeker says:
Whaaaa?


Dammit, she's so hot, but dumb like yokel.

 

[The Tesseract]

Toss it to her anyways

 

[Snuffalupagus]

Politics, Intelligence, Religion or personality should have very little effect on her ability to polish the bishop.

 

[ndrwrld]

helmet polishing...and if you get arrested, she's there to not only bail you out, but ^ ^ .

 

[Hypnotic]

So I went out the other night on a blind date, things went well, blah, blah, and we exchanged MSN addresses.

At least she knows how to use a computer....

 

[Mrs. Brick]

fuck her in the ass!

 

[acheron]

agreed on the fuck her in the ass!

 

[The Peej]

I'll be the third vote for Butt Fucking!

 

[D-Rea]

i'll be the fourth!

 

[annec]

Why are you complaining? You said she's pretty...Just butt-plug her already!

 

[Lysistrata]

"it's a union not a marriage LOL"???

even if you weren't to dump her (or fuck her in the ass, whatever) for being a homophobe, you should defintiely do it for misuse of LOL.

 

[nihilist]

"it's a union not a marriage LOL"???

even if you weren't to dump her (or fuck her in the ass, whatever) for being a homophobe, you should defintiely do it for misuse of LOL.

i definitely agree on that point. it's a shame really ... a lawyer that uses 'internet speak' in such a lackadaisical manner. now, let's see what other ways we can incorrectly incorporate LOL:

1. "so i have to go to the bank to fill out some forms LOL"
2. "i think i feel sick LOL"
3. "what time is it? LOL"

... i could actually use crass examples, but i'll refrain .. it's the morning and the coffee hasn't completely kicked in yet ...

 

[Rajio]

give the dog a bone

 

[CO2]

Politics, Intelligence, Religion or personality should have very little effect on her ability to polish the bishop.

WORD.

 

[~Loress~]

sexy time explosion in anoos

 

[Lysistrata]

i definitely agree on that point. it's a shame really ... a lawyer that uses 'internet speak' in such a lackadaisical manner. now, let's see what other ways we can incorrectly incorporate LOL:

1. "so i have to go to the bank to fill out some forms LOL"
2. "i think i feel sick LOL"
3. "what time is it? LOL"

... i could actually use crass examples, but i'll refrain .. it's the morning and the coffee hasn't completely kicked in yet ...

oince i finish my coffee i'll have a bowel movement LOL.

i'm not a homophobe, i even have gay friends LOL.

anyay, this chick is a lawyer? like elle woods type lawyer, i guess? thabnk GOD so many cases in the system hinge entirely on hair care. (rob this isn't even about you anymore, it's about how much i hate legally blond.)

 

[nihilist]

oince i finish my coffee i'll have a bowel movement LOL.

i'm not a homophobe, i even have gay friends LOL.

anyay, this chick is a lawyer? like elle woods type lawyer, i guess? thabnk GOD so many cases in the system hinge entirely on hair care. (rob this isn't even about you anymore, it's about how much i hate legally blond.)

good point. bowel movements after a strong black coffee. STRONG. BLACK. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

or as i like to replace bowel movements with the term - 'trotskys' *lol*

 

[Krzysiu]

yeah, I hate gay people too.

 

[Dr Funk MD]

I'll add another vote for a assfucking but as a side note, be sure to mention just before you're about to cum "You know, this is how the gays do it."

 

[Taro]

^by far the best suggestion here..

 

[greginhali]

giver the high hard one

 

[Muad'ib]

cock in ass is the only solution.

 

[geminigirl]

She sounds like a retard. Dont give her the time of day. If you must..fuck her and chuck her.

 

[joey]

did you take bits and pieces of the conversation because that makes no sense at all

 

[Sugar D]

I get that she's dumb but don't let the opportunity pass to get a good shag!