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So.. My Girlfriends son gets sick last night..

JayBrain

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The poor little devil, he complains about a tummy ache, and decides to go to bed early... he's 8, and loves his chocolate and candies.. so we figure he just ate too much, and/or maybe it was grandma's home made chocolate cheese cake or something..

withing 5 minutes of laying down, up it comes!! all over his floor.. he didn't even have time to run to the bathroom!! Smelly puke,, eww.. I even got gags!

so he lays down in his bed after we clean up his floor... and he goes to sleep..

I hear him coughing.. and the making spitting noises... YUP.. PUKED Again!

but this time, he's still asleep.. yeah.. he puked in his SLEEP!! so we wake him up, put him in the shower to clean him up, and take his sheets of his bed and put them in the wash.

he goes and lays down in my girlfriends bed.. and with a fresh pair of PJs on. 10 minutes later he jumps up, eyes wide open, and sais his pant have water all over them. So I think he's just jumped into her bed without drying off from the shower.. then I look at her bed and there is a reddish brown spot.. so stoopid me.. I smell it, cuz I thought it was blood.. but nope.. I gag from the smell of poop.

anyways.. the poor kid had it coming out of both ends all night. How bad is that?? he was showing no temperature at all.. just orphus blasts of puke and diarhea.

Needless to say.. I went home.. and didn't stick around.

Poop and Puke don't go well with me
 
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Evil Dynovac

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The commitment level of your relationship is evident in the amount of time you spent tending junior before bailing.

Two pukes and one bout of diarreah. Not bad. Sounds like it's getting serious.
 

o0Ira0o

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Originally posted by Evil Dynovac

Two pukes and one bout of diarreah. Not bad.
You sound like a Japanese business man haggling over semantics with his New Years hooker. ;)

Peace Ira
 

Evil Dynovac

TRIBE Member
Originally posted by o0Ira0o
You sound like a Japanese business man haggling over semantics with his New Years hooker. ;)
[Engrish] But I have such small penis! You charge too much for man with such tiny penis. Small penis - small price. You must consider my miniscule penis. Desho! [/Engrish]
 
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o0Ira0o

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I think the idea was that he stayed and helped as best he could. But if he's there just gagging, that's not helping anybody. And if you're not part of the solution..... yadda yadda yadda, now he's posting about it on the intraw3b.
 

JayBrain

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yeah.. I stuck around as much as I could.. but it was getting late.. so they just went to bed.. and I went home.

Anyways.. He went to his Dad's today.. hehe

we figured he got sick while he was with him.. he told my GF last night that his cousin was sick over christmas, and his dad let them hang out.


Soooo.. since his dad let him get sick, then he can deal with it.
 

smilez

TRIBE Member
sounds like norwalk, but with norwalk you get a fever.....

maybe a bad bout of food poisoning?

poor kid!

Melissa
 

lucky1

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Once he got sick once she shouldn't of let him go back to sleep. Like my grama used to make us stay awake becuae she new it never stopped at once, and didn't want to keep changing the bed.
 
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squirrely

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omg. having flashbacks to childhood when puking was something you had noooooooooooo control over. one second you were thinking, "hrm my throat feels funny" and next thing you know, "BLEEEEEEEECHHHHHHHHHHHHH."

*everywhere*



hehehe. it was kinda empowering, sitting in a pool of my own vomit while my parents worked their asses off to clean it up.
 

LivingRoomPornstar

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Originally posted by The Tesseract
*shudder* worst weekend ever (a year ago)
holy *explitive*
I hear ya man.

That was worst virus I've ever had. Two days in, I was contemplating plugging my orifices up with quick dry cement.

Dan
 
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