My (previous) roommate was arrested for uttering death threats, and burning down my house, and cutting my throat, etc. This is a normal thing here, but it was the second time.
A friend of mine came over who's now banging my sister, and I know he's dirty, but I can't say anything, cause it's my sister.
So I prepared some scallops and put on a smile but internally I was thinking "Please Jesus just give me another beer."
So anyway the previous roommate was arrested and it so happened that the new roommate showed up at the same time. Costed me about $80 in cleaning bills but that wasn't the main problem.
So I ate one scallop, more like an appetizer. Then I decided that I can't stand the company so I told them we are all going to the bar.
So, there I took them and pumped them full of alcohol. My main objective was to get myself so drunk that I don't mind living in this circus. That had unintended results. Especially the cab ride home.
Today, everyone is sober except me. And I run the place. And a Russian is just getting off the plane looking for me, and we're gonna have "drinks".
-jM
A&D
A friend of mine came over who's now banging my sister, and I know he's dirty, but I can't say anything, cause it's my sister.
So I prepared some scallops and put on a smile but internally I was thinking "Please Jesus just give me another beer."
So anyway the previous roommate was arrested and it so happened that the new roommate showed up at the same time. Costed me about $80 in cleaning bills but that wasn't the main problem.
So I ate one scallop, more like an appetizer. Then I decided that I can't stand the company so I told them we are all going to the bar.
So, there I took them and pumped them full of alcohol. My main objective was to get myself so drunk that I don't mind living in this circus. That had unintended results. Especially the cab ride home.
Today, everyone is sober except me. And I run the place. And a Russian is just getting off the plane looking for me, and we're gonna have "drinks".
-jM
A&D