Jeremy Jive
TRIBE Member
The young bride approached her waiting husband on their wedding night and demanded $20 for their first love-making encounter. In his highly aroused state, he readily agreed.
This scenario was repeated each time they made love for the next 30 years, with him thinking it was a cute way for her to buy new clothes, etc..
Arriving home around noon one day, she found her husband in a very drunken state. Over the next few minutes, she heard of the ravages of financial ruin, caused by corporate downsizing and it's effects on a 50-year-old executive.
Nonplused, she loaded him into her car and drove down to the local hospital. Pointing to the fine structure, she informed him that he owned the land it was built on and that they paid him $16,000 per month rent.
She handed him a bank book showing deposits and interest for12 years totaling nearly $1 million dollars.
Pointing across the parking lot, she gestured toward the local bank, while handing him stock certificates worth nearly $2 million dollars, and informing him that he was the largest stockholder in the bank.
She told him that for 30 years she had charged him each time they had sex, and this was the result of her investments.
By now, he was distraught and beating his head against the side of the car. She asked him why he was so upset in light of such good news.
He tearfully responded, "If only I had known what you were doing all these years, I would have given you "all" of my business!"
jeremy -ha ha ha- jive
This scenario was repeated each time they made love for the next 30 years, with him thinking it was a cute way for her to buy new clothes, etc..
Arriving home around noon one day, she found her husband in a very drunken state. Over the next few minutes, she heard of the ravages of financial ruin, caused by corporate downsizing and it's effects on a 50-year-old executive.
Nonplused, she loaded him into her car and drove down to the local hospital. Pointing to the fine structure, she informed him that he owned the land it was built on and that they paid him $16,000 per month rent.
She handed him a bank book showing deposits and interest for12 years totaling nearly $1 million dollars.
Pointing across the parking lot, she gestured toward the local bank, while handing him stock certificates worth nearly $2 million dollars, and informing him that he was the largest stockholder in the bank.
She told him that for 30 years she had charged him each time they had sex, and this was the result of her investments.
By now, he was distraught and beating his head against the side of the car. She asked him why he was so upset in light of such good news.
He tearfully responded, "If only I had known what you were doing all these years, I would have given you "all" of my business!"
jeremy -ha ha ha- jive