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Slumlord Millionaires


TRIBE Member
I am a quiet person.

I do not demand, I do not ask. I am a friend of St. Francis.

However, this weekend, like many weekends, something happened again to me.

Did it "happen to me" or "did it just happen". I'm not sure.

So again I was levied of $1000CAD. Or perhaps more, or less. I have nothing to show for it but a game of chess.

In my weakness, I engaged the federal government in a lawsuit, and currently cooking the best soup ever...

The lady of the night, who lives downstairs, is helping me with men, boys, money.

I generally prescribe to you, do not meet me, do not talk to me, I am, literally, Dorian Gray, and everyone I touch or meet goes to Grey.

Alex D. from TRIBE on Utility Room


TRIBE Member
Some day I'll get married and I want to invite you to my bachelor party. Just turn you loose on my friends with no context at all.