Sick Star Wars thoughts....

What would two ewoks fucking sound and look like?

Where does the fur on Chewbacca end and the pubes on Chewbacca begin?

What the hell is in Chewbacca's bandoleer?

Does Darth Vader breathe really heavy if he whacks off?

What if Luke and Leia got it on, and didn't know that they were brother and sister? Would their kids be playing in the Cantina on Tatooine, playing the banjo?

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Prime Minister Highsteppa

 

every time luke and leia kiss in 'empire strikes back' i cringe and then giggle.

perhaps C3PO's anxiety could be solved if he only had a 'masturbation' function.... *hmmmm*

 

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Judges were bribed.

You're off the comitee.

From the Ministry of Olympic scandal

Prime Minister Highsteppa

 

Think the presidente been smoking the wacky tabaccie.

Or sniffing elmers glue, whichever, this a pretty messed up.

 

ammo for his boltcaster, duh!

 

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What kind of sound would Chewy make if he had an orgasm?

Is the Emporer wearing any underwear or does he go commando?

 

C3P0 is the gayest robot ever!
who the hell programs a robot to bitch so much?

 

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You think R2D2 and C3PO are gay lovers? Would R2 be considered a guy bot or a girl bot? If R2 was a guy bot, then would C3PO be R2's bitch?