Ok, I'll admit I have shot my load in a girl’s eye before on several occasions, on purpose just to see her freak out etc.
I guess that is likely a bad thing to do but oh well.
There is plenty of time to make the getaway while they are flipping out anyhow.
I've aimed for up the nose too and the ear but those are tricky shots. Plus they can kind of get wise to you.
In the hair is just old news. However in the hair when they don't know it and then you go out for a nice dinner and then tell them it's still in the hair can also be fun. Especially when you say it out loud. Like “hey honey I think there is cum in your hair”.
As a side note, just to be evil you could jizz in the hair conditioner or the salad dressing when you are over at her place.
Of course they you get the chicks that just don’t give a shit. Except they are only good for a few weeks.
The eye is a pretty safe bet.
I guess that is likely a bad thing to do but oh well.
There is plenty of time to make the getaway while they are flipping out anyhow.
I've aimed for up the nose too and the ear but those are tricky shots. Plus they can kind of get wise to you.
In the hair is just old news. However in the hair when they don't know it and then you go out for a nice dinner and then tell them it's still in the hair can also be fun. Especially when you say it out loud. Like “hey honey I think there is cum in your hair”.
As a side note, just to be evil you could jizz in the hair conditioner or the salad dressing when you are over at her place.
Of course they you get the chicks that just don’t give a shit. Except they are only good for a few weeks.
The eye is a pretty safe bet.
