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Screw the dating scene, I'm going to buy my wife online!

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Jazz

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Why go through all the trouble of dating, girlfriends, etc. when you can just pick a lovely Romanian bride online!

http://www.jerak-online.com/

Here's the future Mrs. Jazz :)

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They even provided a rear-end shot, and what a rear it is!
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Valentina http://www.jerak-online.com/0678.htm

Date of Birth :10.04.1980
Height :1,67 m ~ 5' 6"
Weight :50 kg ~ 110 lbs
Hair color :brown
Eye color :brown
Marital Status :single
Children :no
Languages :English
Occupation :student
Smoker :no

Too bad she speaks english, but I guess you can't have everything... anyone else want to pick out a wife? maybe we can get a 2 for 1 deal or something...
 
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Subsonic Chronic

TRIBE Member
That site is gold! Too funny. :D

The only way that they coule possibly improve it is if they combined that site with the Brazilian models site.

Pete
 
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Jazz

TRIBE Member
Nice choice!!! ... she kinda looks like the girl from That 70s Show...

we can talk about swapping later ;)
 
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Cheer Bear

Cheer Bear

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Personal message : I would like to become a man,

sense-full, loving, honest and fond of life is.

Age up to 30 years old.
 
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Evil Dynovac

TRIBE Member
And once again...

Originally posted by swenard
look at these two!!!!!!!!!:eek: :eek: :eek:


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I would marry both of them
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There is nothing wrong with that!

It's no wonder woman always want to screw me but never want me as a friend.

:D

Dynovac: The Runaway Pig
 
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matty

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Personal message : Hi my name is Ivan. I would like to meet with an good, honest, sense-full man. Iam interested in a long term relationship, and goatse.
 
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I-Drop

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Originally posted by m..m


Personal message : Hi my name is Ivan. I would like to meet with an good, honest, sense-full man. Iam interested in a long term relationship, and goatse.
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hahaha.. LMAO
 
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kurtz

TRIBE Member
Originally posted by Jazz
Why go through all the trouble of dating, girlfriends, etc. when you can just pick a lovely Romanian bride online!

http://www.jerak-online.com/

Here's the future Mrs. Jazz :)

678Z1.jpg


They even provided a rear-end shot, and what a rear it is!
678Z2.jpg



Valentina http://www.jerak-online.com/0678.htm

Date of Birth :10.04.1980
Height :1,67 m ~ 5' 6"
Weight :50 kg ~ 110 lbs
Hair color :brown
Eye color :brown
Marital Status :single
Children :no
Languages :English
Occupation :student
Smoker :no

Too bad she speaks english, but I guess you can't have everything... anyone else want to pick out a wife? maybe we can get a 2 for 1 deal or something...
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"That Veronica Vaughan is one fine piece of ace! I know from experience" :D
 
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pauly j

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this one was in the 50% off clearance bin....there's just something about hotpants that gets my blood pumping.

pauly j.
 

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smile

TRIBE Member
oh my god that site is DIRTY.
all the women i would have posted up have already been posted, so yeah...good choices, guys!

i thought this was pretty funny....

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