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Santa's Treats...

chooch

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Silly random Holiday question...when you were a kid, did you leave Santa something for when he would visit your home?

My mom told us that Santa would have been sick to death of milk and cookies from all the other homes, so we would leave a beer, sandwich and a carrot for Rudolph.

The next morning the beer would be gone, half a sandwich would be in the plate and the carrot would have been carved as if a reindeer's teeth had been at it.


How about you guys?
 

chooch

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: ( thanks for responding Afterglow...

Okay...this isn't workin'...how about...what would you leave for Santa and the gang NOW as a treat?
 

chooch

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oh...come on...play along! Not real...pfft....neither are Pamela Anderson's boobs but there are many that believe in them!
 
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Dr Funk MD

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Originally posted by chooch
oh...come on...play along! Not real...pfft....neither are Pamela Anderson's boobs but there are many that believe in them!
I believe! haha.

When I was a kid I used to leave a carrot in a wooden shoe (because I'm half Dutch) outside my back door for the reindeer and a shot of whiskey with coffee (cuz I'm half Irish) for Santa... Okay I'm kidding about the whiskey. A true Irish child knows better then to give anyone his whiskey.
 

afterglow

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Re: : ( thanks for responding Afterglow...

Originally posted by chooch
Okay...this isn't workin'...how about...what would you leave for Santa and the gang NOW as a treat?
Hard liquor.
 
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Agatka8

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Actually we never left anything for Santa... we just really clean our rooms and shined all the shoes in the house.
If we didn't clean for Santa... then we wouldn't get any presents, instead we would get a RoZGA, which basically is bunch of sliver and black twigs tied together... with a little toy devil attached to them.
The rozga was for our parents to beat us with! :p
 

Bumbaclat

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Originally posted by afterglow
I left cookies for santa, and carrots for his reindeer.
same here.. and in the morning half the milk would be gone and there would be some whiskers on it. My brother and I thought we had irrefutable evidence of Santa's existence.

Bumbaclat
 

Eccentric (LRG)

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we always left out cookies, carrots and a rye and coke for sandy claws...

for the last 4 years I've been *secretly* drinking sandy claws rye and coke..

this year there will be no exceptions..
 

Sweets

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My mom used to make us leave "Santa" Kaluha and milk and some cookies. There were always gone the next morning, apart from some crumbs.

We never did leave anything for the reindeer?!?!

Sweets
 

chooch

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Originally posted by Agatka8
Actually we never left anything for Santa... we just really clean our rooms and shined all the shoes in the house.
If we didn't clean for Santa... then we wouldn't get any presents, instead we would get a RoZGA, which basically is bunch of sliver and black twigs tied together... with a little toy devil attached to them.
The rozga was for our parents to beat us with! :p
:eek: there was never a beating was there?
 
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lucinda

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My Mummy was soooo cute when my brother and I were little ones! She used to put my cat's paws in flour and make him walk all around the house and chew up a ton of carrots and put so many presents under our christmas tree. It twas a truely magical experience. Ahhhhh good memories!
 

Agatka8

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Originally posted by chooch
:eek: there was never a beating was there?
well... my dad did build a bench in our bedroom... which was used for spanks :( :p

but no... we never got beaten with the rozga. ;)
 
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chooch

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ooohhh the bench?!!!

*shudders*


hmmm

actually there are a few who could use the Rozga that i know!

he he heee!
 

Psyrel

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Sorrel (a fruit drink) and black (fruit) cake.....

One year we left watercress for the reindeer.
 

j bunny 2000

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I used to leave carrots for the reindeers. I would make santa special gingerbread cookies and leave him beer ( which my Dad would drink). My sister, Brother and I would sit down and write him a silly letter thanking him for coming to our house. Santa (my mom) would write one back to us. Santa would also leave us maps in our stockings and we would have to search all over out house to find out presents. We don't get present maps anymore. :( :(
 
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