samurai vs. ninjas

[Pyrovitae]

samurai have honour

ninja are hired assassins, who whore themselves out to the highest bidder

discuss

 

[Pyrovitae]

klingons are the samurai of star trek

romulans are the ninja of star trek

 

[graham]

and cardacians are the assholes of star trek

 

[Pyrovitae]

i am an underappreciated samurai

the page view to post ratio of threads i start are stealthy ninja

 

[Pyrovitae]

'Although it seems that there was an image that a ninja beat an enemy in large numbers by only one person using witchcraft or magic, in fact, espionage was carried out like the spy. However, it seems that the ninja did the fanatic thing done for the human detached building.'

ninja = 1, samurai = 0


(it's cardassians!)

 

[lok]

and the federation were the pussies of star trek

 

[MoFo]

Psylocke FUCKING ruled your asses.

From X-Men #1 in the Danger Room. Mmmmm..

Some guy made Psylocke with KATE MOSS! SWEEEEEEEEEEEET.

I am such an X-Men nerd.

 

[Chubbs]

You cant throw xmen in the mix, cause then the odds are just way to stacked up against the ninjas and samurais.

I mean, Jean Grey could fucking take on the Planet and win, no problem, especially as Pheonix.

But I digress.

If anyone kicks ass, Tshirt Ninjas kick ass.

 

[MoFo]

but Psylocke is a ninja!

 

[Stan]

Originally posted by MoFo
Some guy made Psylocke with KATE MOSS! SWEEEEEEEEEEEET.

I am such an X-Men nerd.

That's retarded. They shouldn't have used Kate Moss, because Psylocke isn't white. Unless they're doing the original Psylocke, in which case they shouldn't have used the costume of the "new" Asian Psylocke.

 

[Snapper]

"Only a ninja can stop a ninja!"

^ This is a fact, so there!

 

[Boss Hog]

I am a ninja.

Therefore ninjas.

If you don't believe me, just try it.

 

[Snapper]

Originally posted by Boss Hog
I am a ninja.

Therefore ninjas.

If you don't believe me, just try it.

Did you train 20 years in Japan?!?!?!?

That's what I thought!

 

[Boss Hog]

Yes I did. As if you couldn't tell English is my second language.

Go ahead, just try it.

 

[ghaleon]

Originally posted by MoFo
Psylocke FUCKING ruled your asses.

From X-Men #1 in the Danger Room. Mmmmm..

Some guy made Psylocke with KATE MOSS! SWEEEEEEEEEEEET.

I am such an X-Men nerd.

man psylock is so fucking hot

also my favorite character in xmen arcade games

 

[Snapper]

Originally posted by Boss Hog
Go ahead, just try it.

I'm not a ninja, so you can go stop yourself!

 

[OhNo!]

 

[Evil Dynovac]

Samurai Jack does absolutely nothing but slay ninja of the robot, alien, monster, and cowboy variety.

WIN!

 

[Jeremy Jive]

I've always said that ninjas kick ass. But a robotic ninja would totally be whoop ass.

jeremy -ninjas always know- jive

 

[stir-fry]

There are cowboy ninjas??
The bow-legged warriors of japan?

 

[exrboy]

Stormshadow and Snake Eyes were ninjas and they could kick Tom Cruise's ass. Thus...Ninjas > Samurai.

 

[stir-fry]

Ninjas are fireproof too??
is there anything they can't do?

 

[defazman]

nothing beats a great white ninja

 

[Klubmasta Will]

the samurai vs. ninjas fight in 'the last samurai' was every kid's dream match-up. (almost as good as bruce lee with nunchuks vs. grizzly bear.)

batman is ninja to superman's samurai.

electra is ninja to daredevil's samurai.

wolverine is both.

samurai jack is awesome.

the federation - u.s.a.
the klingons - u.s.s.r.
the vulcans - england
the romulans - china
the cardassians - israel
the bajorins - palestine
the borg - white people

 

[BigBadBaldy]

the ferengi - lawyers