Russell Crowe attacks Moby

[Jazz]

Just read this on the radio 1 website....

Russell Crowe attacks Moby
Updated: 22 Mar 2002

Moby has exclusively told Radio 1 about an astonishing incident when the musician first met Russell Crowe.

They were both in a Sydney nightclub, but according to Moby it wasn't a nice experience:

"I pushed the door to the men's toilet and someone pushed it back really firmly and Russell Crowe was in the toilet with his friends. He grabbed me and threw me against the wall and started berating me for being an American - he was like 'You stupid American, your country, you think you own the world'."

Moby goes on to point out Russell has had much of his success by making films in America and has dated Americans.

I've never really liked russel crowe, this story shows just what an arrogant mofo this guy is... I hope his career goes down the shitter...

 

[Stormshadow]

He was probably all coked up.

 

[Cameron]

russell crowe's band is the best thing in the world.

 

[JayIsBored]

the black crowes?

 

[el presidente Highsteppa]

30 Odd Grunts.

I've heard from some pretty good sources that Russell Crowe, is actually believing his own hype, and the fact that he's the new Marlon Brando.

From the Ministry of you don't see Moby thinking he's an actor do you?

Prime Minister Highsteppa

 

[Cameron]

From the Ministry of you don't see Moby thinking he's an actor do you?

that's not fair, Keanu Reeves made the jump

 

[orange richie]

He's a great actor, but has his head up his ass. I had to try really hard to clear my mind of any preconceptions I had before I saw "a Beautiful Mind". Loved the movie and his acting but his impulsive displays of rage in 'real life' are gonna fuck him up good. Oh well, too bad for him, hopefuly he recognises his problems before it'd too late. Then again, I really don't give a shit about an actor who makes tons of money and thinks he owns the world. KRAAWW!, KRAAWW! bye Crowe.

Rickardo Belmiro de la Cruz...

 

[el presidente Highsteppa]

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[el presidente Highsteppa]

Originally posted by Cameron


that's not fair, Keanu Reeves made the jump

hahahahaahha.

Yeah, Dogstar is just tearing up the charts.

And I recall his Oscar worthy acting in Dracula and Point Break.

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AGENT!!!!!!!!!!!

Pure thespian.

From the Ministry of yikes.

Prime Minister Highsteppa

 

[silver1]

Originally posted by el presidente Highsteppa


hahahahaahha.

Yeah, Dogstar is just tearing up the charts.

And I recall his Oscar worthy acting in Dracula and Point Break.

I

AM

AN

F........

B........

I.........

AGENT!!!!!!!!!!!

Pure thespian.

From the Ministry of yikes.

Prime Minister Highsteppa

You should have signed that:

From the Ministry of "Whoa". <-- Keanu's money line

 

[el presidente Highsteppa]

Originally posted by silver1


You should have signed that:

From the Ministry of "Whoa". <-- Keanu's money line

Damn.

From the Ministry of posting on the fly. And cleaning up around here.

Prime Minister Highsteppa

 

[alexd]

Maybe he was just sick and tired of hearing tracks of the Play album on every movie and TV commercial ever made in 2001.

 

[el presidente Highsteppa]

I'm sure by that reasoning, that we can go strangle Russell Crowe for all the who ha about him messing around with Meg Ryan and Proof of Life.

From the Ministry of a shit movie. Bullshit hype.

Prime Minister Highsteppa

 

[alexd]

Meg Ryan is messable I think.... The tossled hair, the perky expression... deserved tossing.

 

[Lil'Timmy]

Originally posted by alexd
Maybe he was just sick and tired of hearing tracks of the Play album on every movie and TV commercial ever made in 2001.

I know I am!

Jesus, The Beach was a Moby video!

shut up highsteppa.

 

[el presidente Highsteppa]

Originally posted by Lil'Timmy

shut up highsteppa.

NEIN

From the Ministry of German for no.

Prime Minister Highsteppa

 

[rswbrixton]

Russell Crowe , yeah you Russ , im talkin to you ! YOU ever touch my wee man Moby again - I WILL KICK YOUR HOLLYWOOD HIGHER THAN MIGHTY ASS RIGHT BACK TO THE OUTBACK JACK WHERE YOU BE DOIN IT WIT' DA DINGOS!

You futchin prick ! you aint goin to be Brando , you are just a flavour of the week .


By chance you readin this Russ , seein you feel tuff takin on wee Moby , how about you meetin me , all 6'1" 255 lbs of 20 years hockey strong and seein what you do then .WE WILL DO THIS IN THE WASHROOM LIKE YOU DID WITH MOBY - BECAUSE YOU WILL SHIT AND PISS YOURSELF WHEN IM THROUGH WITH YOU .

 

[Lil'Timmy]

I'll give you german

From the Foreign Ministry of worse come back ever.

 

[Lil'Timmy]

Originally posted by rswbrixton
Russell Crowe , yeah you Russ , im talkin to you ! YOU ever touch my wee man Moby again - I WILL KICK YOUR HOLLYWOOD HIGHER THAN MIGHTY ASS RIGHT BACK TO THE OUTBACK JACK WHERE YOU BE DOIN IT WIT' DA DINGOS!

You futchin prick ! you aint goin to be Brando , you are just a flavour of the week .


By chance you readin this Russ , seein you feel tuff takin on wee Moby , how about you meetin me , all 6'1" 255 lbs of 20 years hockey strong and seein what you do then .WE WILL DO THIS IN THE WASHROOM LIKE YOU DID WITH MOBY - BECAUSE YOU WILL SHIT AND PISS YOURSELF WHEN IM THROUGH WITH YOU .

Anger Managment Therapy....I'll pass you the pamphlet.

 

[Cheer Bear]

hehehehehheehe

 

[el presidente Highsteppa]

Originally posted by Lil'Timmy
I'll give you german

From the Foreign Ministry of worse come back ever.

Nice haircut

Better?

From the Ministry of

Prime Minister Highsteppa

 

[Lil'Timmy]

Yeah you'll be laughing when I stuff Vodka penne down your throat next week in front of 100's of people in a food court!!!!

You don't wanna know where the coke bottles going.
And that's Mr. Cactus head to you bitch!

Wow, the pres. of my company is right, I am bitter.
Where's that pamphlet?

 

[rswbrixton]

who can set me up with a ticket for the Oscars , i can get there but i need a ticket in . someone im lookin for .

 

[rswbrixton]

Lil' Timmy , your comin too . WE will read that pamphlet on the way back . We got some work to do down south .

 

[Lil'Timmy]

hell sure. A little aussie ass kickin never hurt anyone...cept maybe the aussie.

Then I can remind him of why Guy Peace is a way cooler Aussie actor c'ause he was in Queen of the Desert. and hugo weaving AKA bad guy from the matrix.

And no, heath ledger will not mentioned.