Russell Crowe attacks Moby

Just read this on the radio 1 website....

I've never really liked russel crowe, this story shows just what an arrogant mofo this guy is... I hope his career goes down the shitter...

 

He was probably all coked up.

 

russell crowe's band is the best thing in the world.

 

the black crowes?

 

30 Odd Grunts.

I've heard from some pretty good sources that Russell Crowe, is actually believing his own hype, and the fact that he's the new Marlon Brando.

From the Ministry of you don't see Moby thinking he's an actor do you?

Prime Minister Highsteppa

 

that's not fair, Keanu Reeves made the jump

 

He's a great actor, but has his head up his ass. I had to try really hard to clear my mind of any preconceptions I had before I saw "a Beautiful Mind". Loved the movie and his acting but his impulsive displays of rage in 'real life' are gonna fuck him up good. Oh well, too bad for him, hopefuly he recognises his problems before it'd too late. Then again, I really don't give a shit about an actor who makes tons of money and thinks he owns the world. KRAAWW!, KRAAWW! bye Crowe.

Rickardo Belmiro de la Cruz...

 

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hahahahaahha.

Yeah, Dogstar is just tearing up the charts.

And I recall his Oscar worthy acting in Dracula and Point Break.

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Pure thespian.

From the Ministry of yikes.

Prime Minister Highsteppa

 

You should have signed that:

From the Ministry of "Whoa". <-- Keanu's money line

 

Damn.

From the Ministry of posting on the fly. And cleaning up around here.

Prime Minister Highsteppa

 

I'm sure by that reasoning, that we can go strangle Russell Crowe for all the who ha about him messing around with Meg Ryan and Proof of Life.

From the Ministry of a shit movie. Bullshit hype.

Prime Minister Highsteppa

 

I know I am!

Jesus, The Beach was a Moby video!

shut up highsteppa.

 

NEIN

From the Ministry of German for no.

Prime Minister Highsteppa

 

Russell Crowe , yeah you Russ , im talkin to you ! YOU ever touch my wee man Moby again - I WILL KICK YOUR HOLLYWOOD HIGHER THAN MIGHTY ASS RIGHT BACK TO THE OUTBACK JACK WHERE YOU BE DOIN IT WIT' DA DINGOS!

You futchin prick ! you aint goin to be Brando , you are just a flavour of the week .


By chance you readin this Russ , seein you feel tuff takin on wee Moby , how about you meetin me , all 6'1" 255 lbs of 20 years hockey strong and seein what you do then .WE WILL DO THIS IN THE WASHROOM LIKE YOU DID WITH MOBY - BECAUSE YOU WILL SHIT AND PISS YOURSELF WHEN IM THROUGH WITH YOU .

 

I'll give you german

From the Foreign Ministry of worse come back ever.

 

Anger Managment Therapy....I'll pass you the pamphlet.

 

hehehehehheehe

 

Nice haircut

Better?

From the Ministry of

Prime Minister Highsteppa

 

Yeah you'll be laughing when I stuff Vodka penne down your throat next week in front of 100's of people in a food court!!!!

You don't wanna know where the coke bottles going.
And that's Mr. Cactus head to you bitch!

Wow, the pres. of my company is right, I am bitter.
Where's that pamphlet?

 

who can set me up with a ticket for the Oscars , i can get there but i need a ticket in . someone im lookin for .

 

Lil' Timmy , your comin too . WE will read that pamphlet on the way back . We got some work to do down south .

 

hell sure. A little aussie ass kickin never hurt anyone...cept maybe the aussie.

Then I can remind him of why Guy Peace is a way cooler Aussie actor c'ause he was in Queen of the Desert. and hugo weaving AKA bad guy from the matrix.

And no, heath ledger will not mentioned.