Really Dumb Things You've Done While High !

[ghaleon]

i used to love acid, anyone remember the blue and red sunshines from round 93/94

ate 15 of those badboys at a bush party in holland landing, and then someone yelled out cops

running thru a pitch black forest mangled thinking the cops were chasing me was quite interesting

dood where the hell are your other stories??? I can think of dumb shit you've done while you've been in JP's company alone, and that's far from when you were in your hayday

 

[Joe Seven]

yesterday i found a frozen tall boy of Keiths in the freezer. I put it in the oven for awhile so it would thaw quickly, then I gave it to JAR. Nothin like hot tin on your lips in the morning.

 

[JAR]

yesterday i found a frozen tall boy of Keiths in the freezer. I put it in the oven for awhile so it would thaw quickly, then I gave it to JAR. Nothin like hot tin on your lips in the morning.

u r the bestest.

 

[Snuffy]

I locked myself out of my bedroom while on LSD. My bedroom was in the attic. From the 2nd floor patio, I climbed the water drain pipe and went onto the roof. I went to the gable, opened my window, and I destroyed my bookshelf as I fell inside my room.

 

[Skipper]

After a totally epic night at kool haus in 2002 this guy I had met there and his friend gave me a ride back to where I was staying in the village - while in the car, I managed to scribble down my contact info for the one of them I had spent most of the night chatting with. They dropped me off and as they drove away, I realized I still had the number in my hand!
I started to run after the car and as I did, I fell flat on my face but got up and kept going! I was sprinting and finally caught up with the car at a light. I wasn't exactly in the best of shape back then, so they must have thought I was totally strange appearing at the window of the car, panting and sweaty and holding this piece of paper!

Let's see...once my friend in the same apartment had an after party and we drew in permanent marker all over the inside of his closet door...we couldn't even paint over it when it came time to move out. :S

Another time my friend and I went to IT on a Sunday and met these guys who invited us back for an after party - turns out they lived next to the club. We got into their place and it was filled with all of these crazy weird human life forms...like statues or mannekins (sp?) or something. As if that wasn't enough, we went out on the fire escape to smoke a J and turns out from the fire escape you could get on the roof of the club and look down into the club through the skylights! This was an incredibly awesome idea until we were so stoned and paranoid we couldn't figure out how to get down again.

 

[man_slut]

Many years back ... being high with friends and thinking it would be a good idea to go to the Comfort Zone only to realized how bad of an idea it was after paying admission and walking into the sketch.

 

[Lysistrata]

me: "give me your lighter."
my ex hands me his phone.
me: "no, no, i mean your phone"
my ex hands me his lighter. i light my cigarette.

 

[khemistry]

totally reck my mix on a party. Lesson learned

 

[Gfunkdiva]

another time we were chilling after a looooooong night and my friend lindsey's in the kitchen making drinks to help us sleep. when he comes back, he serves everyone a round of rum and coke ON THE PEROGIES like it ain't no thing.

OMG lol

 

[Soulster]

persuing 2 vandalizing shit disturbers in my neighbourhood and corralling them while on the phone with the cops, on acid. giving my statement to said cops on acid at 3 AM was the toughest thing ive had to do. i actually held my buzz in. when i got home, my head exploded.

oh man... i remember that. i was on the phone with you!

 

[ndrwrld]

oh man... i remember that. i was on the phone with you!

yeah, good times.

 

[basketballjones]

worst is having a bad acid trip, walking yourself to the hospital and trying to explain to the nurse what is wrong...LOL

 

[OwenThomas]

I was at home with my cousin and a friend. We were all on mush, and pretty tripped out. My parents came home from the bar, and both of them were drunk. I talked to them for about 15-20 mins....then.
Mom: "You're acting kind of wierd, Owen."
Owen: "You think so? I think you're just drunk."
Mom: "yeah, Owen. You keep giggling and keep saying everything is philthy and you feel like a troll from under a bridge"
Owen: "oh yeah (genuinly forgot)...thats probably because I took a bunch of muchrooms."
Mom: "no you didn't.....did you?"
Owen: "Well...if I didn't, then what are these?" *takes bag of mush out of pocket

My step dad took them away from me. And the next weekend he was on them. I was in trouble until my step dad ate them.

that was lke 3-4 years ago, and haven't touched them since...tripped out pretty bad as the night went on, and it turned me off of them.

 

[.housefrau.]

Another time my friend and I went to IT on a Sunday and met these guys who invited us back for an after party - turns out they lived next to the club. We got into their place and it was filled with all of these crazy weird human life forms...like statues or mannekins (sp?) or something. As if that wasn't enough, we went out on the fire escape to smoke a J and turns out from the fire escape you could get on the roof of the club and look down into the club through the skylights! This was an incredibly awesome idea until we were so stoned and paranoid we couldn't figure out how to get down again.

I lived in that apartment in the summer of 1993, and found it very strange to be in it again when I learned that a friend of a friend had an after hours in it. I don't think "Club it" existed then, they were shooting a movie there called "exotica" with Atom Egyoan as director. Thats actually how I got into the film business. I did security.

 

[Lysistrata]

exotica was filmed in it pre-it, that's interesting.

 

[sianspherica]

this thread is goddamn hilarious

 

[JESuX]

my only contributions that i can think of right now come from being really drunk, not high...

1) rob and i came home around 2am. we hit the button for the 4th floor, and walk around the corner to my apartment. for some reason, my keys don't work! we're both standing there, jimmying the door and getting more and more frustrated, *actually* thinking that my crazy landlords had changed the locks or something... it took a good ten minutes to realize we were on the third floor. both of us were baffled.

2) this one's painfully embarrassing: we were out at rol san on spadina, and i was thoroughly intoxicated... somewhere around 3:30 or 4am, in walks an asian dude who instantly recognizes me. i go on to re-introduce said guy to my boyfriend as "my old roommate, denny". asian dude looks sort of confused. it takes me a good 30 seconds to realize this is NOT my old roommate denny, but my OTHER old roommate, keith (whom i hadn't seen in 6 years). i had actually explained to denny several times while living with him that he reminded me SO MUCH of my old roommate keith...

yeah. that was pretty fucking mortifying. thankfully keith was nearly as drunk as i was.

 

[Dudly]

picks up what she thinks is a joint, then proceeds to try and light this FRENCH FRY.

... bwahaha, perfect. That and finding it strangely inconvenient to light a cigarette because of the one you are already smoking are classic examples.
I've also been sent into a panic about how to get something out of my pocket because I'm already holding change in my two hands. Hands now rendered useless, ahhh! So high that the brain .... just .... freezes.

 

[solacevip]

Many moons ago, I thought it would be a good idea to ask a girl at a club if she'd like to sit on my hand. Took quite the intoxication to ask that one.

She said yes.

 

[sianspherica]

When I was 16, about 25 friends and I went to Sunnybrooke Park (pretty sure) and proceeded to do our own "Acid Test", so someone picked up 2 sheets (200 hits) and 25 of us split the entire thing, add in someone bringing a stereo full of Jefferson Airplane, Mr Bungle, Ween and Floyd and throw in almost everyone doing bots of hash beforehand, and us locating ourselves in some part of the park where once it started raining that night we could only climb up a gigantic hill to make our way out to Don Mills.

So there are 25 kids, all 15-17, blasting off our goddamn brains on acid and hash, pouring rain, all of us trying to climb up an increasingly muddy, sloped hill, while someone is playing White Rabbit on the stereo at top volume.

It might not have been necessarily dumb, but holy fuck was that ever a screwed up situation.

 

[Mrs. Pink]

the most stupid thing i've done while high was lee osborne. he's pretty dumb.

 

[defazman]

Got messed on shrooms few years back and hiked around U of T campus. Someone felt like gum, so we went and bought gum. Three times. At the same store. Then someone felt like Tim Hortons, so I went and stood in line when two cops lined up beside me. Trying to figure out where to look and control your pupils - not easy.

 

[Bass-Invader]

i picked up a rave flyer once and read it to my friend in chinese. Shortly after i snapped out of whatever world i had fallen into and realized that the flyer was actually in english, and that i don't speak chinese and had read the flyer in english.