Really Dumb Things You've Done While High !

[geminigirl]

Nothing beats the night during Industry's Last Call.
Jay and I decided to pop 'em just before we got there, so it hit us EXACTLY when we parked the car.
Walked in the club, had the time of our lives and then left when the lights went on. We walked to the car (still pretty fucked at this point) deciding to grab the jackets and to walk a little to wake up before driving home. We got to the place where we parked the car and well - the car wasn't there. Then we realized - WE PARKED THE CAR in a gas station, right by the pump, so needless to say, the acura got towed.

How stupid can we be to park the car at a gas station and not expect to get towed?
Fuck, looking for the car while tripping out/coming down is the WORST experience ever!
Of course, the towing people were STARRING at us while we were there to pick up the car (or at least it felt like they were).

Fantastic.

Definitely sounds like things I had done. I have a 100 of these. I can't even talk about many of them.

 

[mitsuko souma]

^speaking of towing: maxine were you with us that when Leslies car broke down en route to the LOVE party @ Hershey Centre and we called somebody to tow us there with Pippa in the drivers seat and me in shotgun?
add that to my list

 

[JamesM]

Without fail the urge to occassionally think it's a good idea to start messaging people in your contact list while ranting on about all the possibilities life can bring.

Something like that. The best part is waking up the next day with a smile while the terror slowly seeps in.

Fun times,

 

[isoprax]

Fantastic.

Definitely sounds like things I had done. I have a 100 of these. I can't even talk about many of them.

Maxine - you and I were towed from industry once were we not? I think I remember we had a fairly long walk ahead of us to get your car back that morning.

 

[Jme]

got high bought a chunk of dope on thursday wrapped it up in paper did my thing came home hours later to get high and realized that i threw the peice of paper out b/c i thought it was trash. am I the only one?

 

[geminigirl]

Maxine - you and I were towed from industry once were we not? I think I remember we had a fairly long walk ahead of us to get your car back that morning.

Hehe yes we were! Good memory Trevor.

I found my car had been towed several times while high. Not so good.

 

[Jeffsus]

Me and my buddy were sitting watching cars drive by. Talking shit.

Then my dad surprises us and is like "What are you guys doing out here?"

And we were like "Ahh... just drinking" (no booze in sight)

And my dad was like, "uh huh. don't be talkin to the plants."

-jM
A&D

 

[kaniz]

I got lost in Mount Pleasent cemetary while high on acid.

I was doing the DVP discovery trail walks. I did NOT want to walk through the graveyard, but I wanted to continue along the trails - I paced up and down along the south edge of it for awhile before deciding to try and find my way through the graveyard.

It ended poorly.

 

[green_souljah]

At a friends apartment in Peterboro back in the day, snorted a bunch of something and was feeling great. About 4 am, I wanted some fresh air. The back door at this place was bizarre in that it exited right onto the rooftop of some building beside the apartment. So I go outside and lit a smoke admiring all the early morning sounds. Well, early morning frost had also set in and I slipped and fell while doing a balancing act walking down the middle of the roof. So here i am slding down this roof, calm as can be, and finally got a grip on something as my one foot was past the eavestroughing.

It was a nice drop, I probably would have been severely injured.

Pulled myself back up (somehow) and reentered the party for another line.


I see driving while high stories are frowned upon so Ill leave them alone.

One night when I was about 19, I was at a NYE house party on the lake. I chewed a couple grams of shrooms and nothing happened, so after 7 or 8 beers I thought it would be a good idea to eat more. It all hit me at once and I wound up walking down a cottage road in a snowstorm by myself; my destination being another house party some 30+km away where my ex gf of three years was going to be attending (we had just broken up and it was eating away at me)

I made it about 5 km, changed my mind for some reason, and went back to the party. There is still a photo of me somewhere with my reentry into the house, beer in hand, as well as about 6inches of snow on my head, and that stoopid smirk that only shrooms can provide. Apparently people went out looking for me but gave up, they knew i would be back.

Probably the dumbest thing I ever did though was write my 2A (grade ten) english exam on two hits of double dipped white clinicals. I still got a 70 on it somehow even though my essay consisted of insane ramblings.

 

[regal beagle]

In the excitement of getting ice cream, we all hopped out of the car while the car was still in drive and moving (we were going slow as we were pulling into the parking spot). The excitement was quickly squashed as we heard a 'crunch' when the car hit the building. Luckily, no damage, lots of laughter and then ice cream!

Driving home early morning after a really big night out back in NS. My friend was driving, we were both still messed. Quiet ride for the most part...until I spoke up and said "Whoa, there are a lot of birds flying around right now" to which my friend replied "Yeah, and there are a lot of trees growing up out of the highway too." :S

 

[green_souljah]

Once driving story I have to share; on the Sunday night after WEMF in Sauble Beach (99) I had to drive my gf at the time to the bus terminal in Peterborough and then back to the parents place about an hour away. So this is about 1am after a weekend where I got maybe 5 hours sleep and partook in typical wemf shenanigens.

As Im driving westbound on highway 7 just east of Lindsay, a deer suddenly jumps out in front of me. I hit the brake, dump to third, to second, and finally stop.

Only to see the deer completely disolve in front of my very eyes.....almost as if it was computer generated....

 

[millicent]

It's fucking scary how many of these are about driving and using drugs at the same time!
It's called a taxi assholes!

 

[Bumbaclat]

Probably the dumbest thing I ever did though was write my 2A (grade ten) english exam on two hits of double dipped white clinicals. I still got a 70 on it somehow even though my essay consisted of insane ramblings.

In high school I packed two hits into the inside of my pen, so I could take them when I was nearing the end of the exam. I'm getting close to done so I pop them in my mouth and suck on them while I finish the last half hour of my exam. I'm walking out when they're kicking in. I then go to clean out my locker etc. by now I'm tripping. I'm saying goodbye to teachers and I start getting paranoid that people are looking at me really strange. I ride the bus with the same paranoia. I meet up with another friend who is tripping and he finally informs me that my lips and teeth are black. The blotter hits had been soaking up the ink inside my pen.

 

[Big Cheese]

I've also gone to light a cigarette and found it awkward to do so because my one hand was already holding a lit one.

haha done that too many times

 

[green_souljah]

It's fucking scary how many of these are about driving and using drugs at the same time!
It's called a taxi assholes!

This is the reason I didn't elaborate.

When you are outside of an urban center cabs are nonexistent, especially in the wee hours.

 

[possibledj]

 

[basketballjones]

the worst is when you take something, it takes ages to hit so you get something else

the second that pill is swallowed the other one hits and floors you, good thing you took that other

 

[possibledj]

the worst is when you take something, it takes ages to hit so you get something else

the second that pill is swallowed the other one hits and floors you, good thing you took that other

^^^yeah, that was the story for me at DEMF last year. Saturday afternoon, 3 hits of acid later. it was right after the 3rd went down that the first really got going. people looked like they had their skeleton's tattooed on thier bodies and the sky kept changing colour. Next time I'll just start with three

 

[KillaLadY]

Hehe yes we were! Good memory Trevor.

I found my car had been towed several times while high. Not so good.

lol hahaha getting the car from the tow place and playing two bills also sucks while coming down.

 

[basketballjones]

i used to love acid, anyone remember the blue and red sunshines from round 93/94

ate 15 of those badboys at a bush party in holland landing, and then someone yelled out cops

running thru a pitch black forest mangled thinking the cops were chasing me was quite interesting

 

[Jeffsus]

Though probably the dumbest thing I do while high, and I seem to do it repeatedly, is get more high.

Another time I listened to Leonard Cohen for 3 hours. Oh wait, that's right now.

-jM
A&D

 

[why not]

Though probably the dumbest thing I do while high, and I seem to do it repeatedly, is get more high.


-jM
A&D

that pretty much sums it up for me.

 

[[SQUARE]]

In the excitement of getting ice cream, we all hopped out of the car while the car was still in drive and moving (we were going slow as we were pulling into the parking spot). The excitement was quickly squashed as we heard a 'crunch' when the car hit the building. Luckily, no damage, lots of laughter and then ice cream!

Driving home early morning after a really big night out back in NS. My friend was driving, we were both still messed. Quiet ride for the most part...until I spoke up and said "Whoa, there are a lot of birds flying around right now" to which my friend replied "Yeah, and there are a lot of trees growing up out of the highway too." :S

Although thats super dangerous I can't help but laugh. Trees growing up out of the highway? oh man....

 

[jared k]

i took a cab to a club with a couple friends cuz we definitely couldn't drive. we roll up, and as my friend shelley's getting out of the cab, something in the gutter catches her eye. she bends down and picks up what she thinks is a joint, then proceeds to try and light this FRENCH FRY.

another time we were chilling after a looooooong night and my friend lindsey's in the kitchen making drinks to help us sleep. when he comes back, he serves everyone a round of rum and coke ON THE PEROGIES like it ain't no thing.

 

[sweetdaddy]

i got so high once that i turned down sex....BUT!, i was on a roll - 999 days straight, and i ruined my streak on the 1000th day!!!!

oh well...if at first you dont suceed....