c'mon... let's hear 'em ! I'm sure we've alllll done something noteworthy while under the influence... lol... at one point or another....
one of my most recent blunders......
... all smoking is to take place OUTSIDE of my house.... there is no smoking of any kind inside.
Sometimes when it's reeeeeaaaallly cold or rainy or snowy outside... and I've got mad time to cover up the smell with sprays and candles... I'll smoke in the bathroom downstairs, just cuz there is a vent that leads from the bathroom right outside my front door.
A couple of weeks ago... it was FREEEEEZING. So to the bathroom I went. It was some, i must say, killer-khan !
What I do is this.... I stand over the toilet and smoke.. holding my arm up to the vent in between drags and exhale up towards the vent. The vent is directly above the toilet.
half way through the hoolie... i was so red... i was just looking down at the toilet...thinking about whatever...
... i took another big drag... while looking at the toilet... and what i did then...lol... I bent over... and literally tried to blow the smoke down the toilet.... thinking it was gonna 'disappear'... lol, forgetting that I'm supposed to use the vent. lol.
i stood up... shook my head... "WTF" !
okay..okay... it happened yesterday.
fattyp©2002
one of my most recent blunders......
... all smoking is to take place OUTSIDE of my house.... there is no smoking of any kind inside.
Sometimes when it's reeeeeaaaallly cold or rainy or snowy outside... and I've got mad time to cover up the smell with sprays and candles... I'll smoke in the bathroom downstairs, just cuz there is a vent that leads from the bathroom right outside my front door.
A couple of weeks ago... it was FREEEEEZING. So to the bathroom I went. It was some, i must say, killer-khan !
What I do is this.... I stand over the toilet and smoke.. holding my arm up to the vent in between drags and exhale up towards the vent. The vent is directly above the toilet.
half way through the hoolie... i was so red... i was just looking down at the toilet...thinking about whatever...
... i took another big drag... while looking at the toilet... and what i did then...lol... I bent over... and literally tried to blow the smoke down the toilet.... thinking it was gonna 'disappear'... lol, forgetting that I'm supposed to use the vent. lol.
i stood up... shook my head... "WTF" !
okay..okay... it happened yesterday.
fattyp©2002