real or not real - dolphin whoopy techniques

[gasper]

http://dolphinsex.org/

discuss...

 

[Guest]

Dolphins have same sex life partners.

 

[Hal-9000]

ha ha -- that was linked on the original goatse page.


I dunno, I can believe anything these days.

(Dolphin males have a prehensile penis. They can wrap it around objects, and carry them as such.)

I would seek a life in the circus as a juggler...

 

[gasper]

oh my.....

"WARNING! In the considerations of safety, you should NEVER let a male dolphin attempt anal sex with you. The Bottle-nose dolphin member is around 12 inches, very muscular, and the thrusting and the force of ejaculation (A male can come as far as 14 feet) would cause serious internal injuries, resulting in peritonitus and possible death."

 

[Deus]

Screw that, the banner at the top was way mor interesting...

http://www.alexchiu.com/

 

[matty]

Originally posted by Deus
Screw that, the banner at the top was way mor interesting...

http://www.alexchiu.com/

While poking around on that eternal life site I found a link to a testimonial on this site -> piano-pianos-pianoman-pianoadvisory-pianolessons-pianotuning.com <-

I nominate it as the absolute worst URL in existance. Try sticking that one on a buisness card.

 

[matty]

I also found this interesting quote on that site. It was on a page explaining Dr. Chiu's teleportation device.

Important news! According to Chinese agriculture expert, the food supply and land of China can only support up to 1.6 billion people. China now has approximately 1.28 billion people. Once China reaches 1.6 billion, China will blow up! That means it will invade Russia, India, Germany, France, and lands among rest of Europe. If we don't hurry up and invent this stuff, you people will face the consequences! I'm Chinese myself, and I truely know Chinese in China are now preparing for war! Don't expect them to lose the war easily. They are fighting for their own survival.

Teleportation must be invented. If we don't invent teleportation, China will throw nuclear bomb everywhere. Especially now everyone can live forever.

 

[nusty]

thats better than gold! beam me up m..m

 

[gasper]

Originally posted by m..m
I also found this interesting quote on that site. It was on a page explaining Dr. Chiu's teleportation device.

why invade surrounding countires when there are plenty of flirtatious dolphins just waiting to be eaten?