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question for guys: ever been snowballed?

MoFo

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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by FunK_DoCta:
Actaully there is a lot worse out there than him...namely ME! No but for real I've seen much worse than Sunny. I don't think that MoFo is a regular at the baths at least I haven't seen him there as of late...unless things have changed as of late.

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I don't go to bathhouses because my bedroom is essentially a bathhouse.
 

MoFo

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^^^
I've been thinking of converting the guestroom to a waiting room where people can take a number and be called in over an intercom.

serving #35... serving #35...
 

MoFo

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Kidding. &lt;-- redundant if you know me.
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I've never been to a bathouse but I think I might try it someday. It's just not my scene. I'm too into how guys interiors reflect their exteriors. I'm attracted to personalities first and if I like that, then I go for the physical.

It's really hard to determine people's personalities in bathhouses when it's all about cock or bum.

I mean, what if I had sex with a racist? Or a in the closet gay-basher? Or someone who wears Northern Reflections? What I don't know won't hurt me but the problem with me is I always wanna know.
 

MoFo

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Jon, stop screwing hot anonymous men for one night so we can sit and enjoy a bottle of wine at your place.

There is something called companionship, you know.
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I miss you too.

More than that fruitcake, 416.
 

MoFo

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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Tonedeff:
If you build it they will Cum Talk.

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That was such a bad movie. So tell me why all of us have probably seen it 5 times?
 
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Jeffsus

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Jon, how come we never made it to the baths?
That was our plan all summer.
It was the only thing on my 'to-do' list that I didn't do.

Ah crap.

Next tiem.

-jM
A&D
 

FunK_DoCta

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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by MoFo:
Jon, stop screwing hot anonymous men for one night so we can sit and enjoy a bottle of wine at your place.

There is something called companionship, you know.
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I miss you too.

More than that fruitcake, 416.
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I don't go there to screw, at least not anymore..I have a boyfriend and I only go to baths these days to do Men's out reach for ACT. And yeah a nice bottle of wine would be nice.
 

FunK_DoCta

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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Jeffsus:
Jon, how come we never made it to the baths?
That was our plan all summer.
It was the only thing on my 'to-do' list that I didn't do.

Ah crap.

Next tiem.

-jM
A&D
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I dunno, we just kept putting it off and then the summer was over and you were gone. But I had enough fun with you in your bedroom...Marisa is stil a little creeped out by that.
 

Tonedeff

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As long as we're gettin' all "friends of Dorothy" in here do any of you gay boys remember the Bijou in Toronto?

I was in there one night as a, um, observer and saw this unfallen cornfed Sarnia-farmboy-type with a poorly trained gag reflex lose his dinner all over his intended's naughty bits...I could tell exactly what he ate from the smell: McDonald's (Big Mac and fries to be exact).

And the most amazing part about it was the guy who was getting blown only to get blown chunks on didn't even get that upset...he was just all "go get some napkins from the bar honey so I can wipe my Cole Haans."

Upcoming thread attractions from the tondeff library of prurience:

Glory Holes: How do you work your balls into the fun without scrambling an egg?

The Electro Stimulator: What happens when the voltage is so high that you momentarily forget your safe word?
 
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MoFo

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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Tonedeff:
As long as we're gettin' all "friends of Dorothy" in here do any of you gay boys remember the Bijou in Toronto?

I was in there one night as a, um, observer and saw this unfallen cornfed Sarnia-farmboy-type with a poorly trained gag reflex lose his dinner all over his intended's naughty bits...I could tell exactly what he ate from the smell: McDonald's (Big Mac and fries to be exact).

And the most amazing part about it was the guy who was getting blown only to get blown chunks on didn't even get that upset...he was just all "go get some napkins from the bar honey so I can wipe my Cole Haans."

Upcoming thread attractions from the tondeff library of prurience:

Glory Holes: How do you work your balls into the fun without scrambling an egg?

The Electro Stimulator: What happens when the voltage is so high that you momentarily forget your safe word?
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You went to the Bijou to observe? That is so bullshit.
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And I can't wait for the gloryhole thing. That's going to be a good one. I can't wait to see the initial 8 posts, all with different versions of "what's a gloryhole?"
 

Tonedeff

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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by MoFo:
You went to the Bijou to observe? That is so bullshit.
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Listen, in spite of my robust heterosexuality I feel comfortable consorting freely with the queer population even if it means having to watch eastern european gay porn on the televisions above the bar, getting your balls toggled by total strangers, and dodging the occasional errant cum shot...I'm just very secure with who I am.

Besides it's not really gay if they don't even know your name.
 

Twix

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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Lambchops:
Jeffsus, did you like KitKat? My stepdad has some really interesting pictures...don't ask!
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I can unreservedly say that Kit Kat is one of the best clubs in Berlin. The club layout itself is *ehhhhh*... but the people are great and the music is consistently top-notch. Not as "bangy" as many of the other Berlin techno clubs, more on a tech-trance tip. Many people actually go for the music alone... the "sex club" thing is just kind of an extra. Keep in mind that if you come to Berlin and want to check it out that the dress code is VERY strict. If you want to check it out but are a little timid, try the Sunday morning after parties - the dress code relaxes at 8am. Or check out Ostgut, which is a normal gay weekdays / mixed weekends club where the strange stuff is restricted to the darkrooms and "The Laboratory" club in the back. (BTW the Laboratory has the best names for its nights, eg. "ANAL DEEP THROAT NIGHT" (wtf?) or "SEWER SYSTEM - TOTAL DARKNESS. PERSONAL FLASHLIGHT. SEARCH THE MEAT.") I have been lucky enough to spin at Kit Kat twice. I gotta tell you, it's really freaky to have the DJ dream of whipping the crowd into an "orgy" with your music become reality. Definately a high point of my short career.

Twix.
 

MoFo

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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Tonedeff:


Besides it's not really gay if they don't even know your name.

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That's what George Michael thought...
 
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Tonedeff:
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Kinda makes you rethink the whole duet deal with George Michael and Elton John, doesn't it?

From the Ministry of *shudder*

Prime Minister Highsteppa
 

Tonedeff

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Although I search myself, it's always the back of Sunny's head I feel/I'd just swallow a fragment of your life to wander free
 

MoFo

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Please. No gay man in their right mind would sleep with that jackass, Elton John.

I'd do it for some free Versace clothes but even that is a stretch.
 
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Jeffsus

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Yes, I went to KitKat on a Wednesday as it was recommended as the best goa in Berlin. And it was.

We went for the music, and stayed for the pedophilia.

-jM
A&D
 

MoFo

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^^^
Speaking of which, my friend was trying to convince me to go to a homo hop (highschool dance party for gays and lesbians) @ 5ive.

He wanted to go to touch young, easy boys and I wanted to go watch. But he went offline just as I was going to say "yes."
Oh well.

Didn't feel like watching a bunch of post-pubescent bull-dykes dancing to Destiny's Child anyway. ....

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Yes I did! Whaa...
 

FunK_DoCta

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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by MoFo:
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Speaking of which, my friend was trying to convince me to go to a homo hop (highschool dance party for gays and lesbians) @ 5ive.

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Homo Hop is actually a U of T thing not a highschool dance. But it is a bunch chickens/twinks...not my thing. I have done out reach at a few of them but I have never gone for a social outing.
 
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