GLORIA IN EXCELSIS DEO~!
GLORIA!! GLORIA!! IN EXCELSIS!
et in terra pax.. pax hominibus..
bonae voluntatis (singt mit mir!)
I declare Beethoven is absoperfafuckingsnorously mighty.
BENEDICIMUS TE ADORAMUS TE GLORIFICAMUS TE
It's the hair. It's all about that hair.
Einstein.. Bethoven... Sporty Dan... THEY all have the same hair.
"Zu meinem Tag gab's kein Zoloft. Dont fuck with me."
"Today, God loves me and you an equal amount L. Tomorrow I am accelerated to 0.9c. According to my inertial frame, how much does God love you tomorrow?"
"Ugg.... please wait until my mind and body have temporally synched. Then we may proceed with verbal communication.. "
The moral of the story is that hair is necessary to provide the correct surface area to mass ratio to enable transcortical communicatiosn. Without this ratio the capacitance of most organic compounds is too low to pick upt he high frequencies. SPORTY DAN can channel these same energies through his penis, giving him an advantage over both Beethoven and Einstein (his pubic hair is extremely fine and remarkably unkempt)
I do not have a photo to justify my claims, I request you take it as a matter of faith in this matter, to accept my proselytizing that is.