*Punchlines Only*

[OTIS]

"...cuz you fuckin ugly."

 

[Guest]

"....are we on cops again?"

 

[MoFo]

"... can I push in your stool?"

 

[mingster]

"Cause she had no arms!"

 

[MoFo]

"...cuz his father was on his back all the time."

 

[Soundstream]

"... those aren't bouys"

Cheers ... Ian

 

[MoFo]

"...cuz she though Always had wings."

 

[OTIS]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by MoFo:
"... can I push in your stool?"</font>

hahahaha..

"...I'm gonna lay 2 charges here, breaking & entering, and fleeing the scene of an accident."

 

[graham]

"That's what she said when the bed broke"

 

[Pyrovitae]

"...and so's yer mother"

 

[Cheap Ego]

"... I have a banana in my pants and it's protruding in a humorous manner."

 

[Brokenbone]

The hooker says "You think I wished for a twelve-inch pianist?"


Check out http://brunching.com/toys/toy-barjoke.html for a "joke" generator... familiar punchlines we all know...

 

[OTIS]

"...ouch!"

 

[Jeremy Jive]

The guy with the gun is not the only one shooting beavers this weekend.

jeremy -the whole joke isn't even needed- jive

 

[MoFo]

"...by dropping metal pans down the stairs."

 

[MoFo]

"... root bear and 2 scoops of dead baby."

 

[stir-fry]

"... lets go in there and get shitfaced"

 

[stir-fry]

"... not being retarted"

 

[MoFo]

"...olive you!"

 

[Guest]

"...and wheeeeeeeeee!"

 

[Bass-Invader]

ouch!

 

[OTIS]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Bass-Invader:
ouch!</font>

8 posts up
no excuse.

 

[DJAlchemy]

goolie-goo-goo

 

[Rosey]

"make it bigger!"

 

[RJ45]

"... cum."